It's finally happening! We've all been wondering when Jake Gyllenhaal would find himself on Taylor Swift's hit list, and word has it that she is, as we speak, writing a tune about Jakey. Of course, The Stir already came up with potential lyrics for this smash hit, which everyone knew was going to happen the second Jake supposedly dumped her. Personally, I'm much more looking forward to what she has to say about cutie pie Jake than what she had to say about chronic womanizer John Mayer. What else can you expect from John?
But Jake ... he's so quiet and well-behaved. I'm telling you, it's the quiet ones you need to look out for! Seriously, though, isn't it time for Taylor to stop this babyish whining about exes?
Taylor, of course, is famous for crooning about the various men who hopped in and out of her life. It all makes ya wonder just what Taze is up to that these men all retreat so darn quickly. But just let a guy dare to not return a text message, and he's got an entire album dedicated him. (Speaking of texts, word has it this is how Jake broke things off with her. But I don't believe it! Guess we'll find out.)
Besides the usual no-name dudes she dated and crushed on, Taylor has also written about Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Adam Young from the band Owl City.
But I mostly want to know about Jake. First off, I think he's the most talented and best-looking of the bunch. Secondly, why'd he dump her so quickly?? Of course, we'll only hear Taylor's version, so methinks whatever happened, it will certainly all be Jake's fault.
Hey, I have absolutely nothing against using your past relationships for creative inspiration. I've done it. Pretty much anyone who pens books, blogs, poems or songs has done it. But there comes a time when people start to get a little leery about dating you knowing that there's a good chance they're going to end up raked over the coals in a song. And Taylor may have just reached that point. Taze, don't you ever want to find true love?
Rumors are swirling about who Taylor is dating now. Tim Tebow's name has popped up. As has Mark Foster from the band Foster the People. Now there is one guy Taylor needs to be careful with. He could write a bigger song about HER than she could about HIM!
Do you ever write about your exes?
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What the heck??? I don't like her or her music at all but she writes her own music. She at least can come up with her own ideas unlike sooooo many so called talented artists. I can't stand country or pop country or whatever but from my recollection 95% of that type of music is about heartache and somebody cheating on someone else. So, if you don't like the subjects of her songs you have every right to not listen to it because I certainly don't waste my time with it.
I like some of her songs....The one from Hunger Games is awesome..."Safe and Sound"...love it.
And being I'm bisexual I find her kinda hot also! :)
If you made millions writing songs about your exes would you stop? probably not, and you also probably wouldnt care what anyone thought when you layed in your posh mansion at night.
I'm not a fan.
Oh, please. What musician doesn't write songs about their exes?