It's finally happening! We've all been wondering when Jake Gyllenhaal would find himself on Taylor Swift's hit list, and word has it that she is, as we speak, writing a tune about Jakey. Of course, The Stir already came up with potential lyrics for this smash hit, which everyone knew was going to happen the second Jake supposedly dumped her. Personally, I'm much more looking forward to what she has to say about cutie pie Jake than what she had to say about chronic womanizer John Mayer. What else can you expect from John?
But Jake ... he's so quiet and well-behaved. I'm telling you, it's the quiet ones you need to look out for! Seriously, though, isn't it time for Taylor to stop this babyish whining about exes?
Taylor, of course, is famous for crooning about the various men who hopped in and out of her life. It all makes ya wonder just what Taze is up to that these men all retreat so darn quickly. But just let a guy dare to not return a text message, and he's got an entire album dedicated him. (Speaking of texts, word has it this is how Jake broke things off with her. But I don't believe it! Guess we'll find out.)
Besides the usual no-name dudes she dated and crushed on, Taylor has also written about Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Adam Young from the band Owl City.
But I mostly want to know about Jake. First off, I think he's the most talented and best-looking of the bunch. Secondly, why'd he dump her so quickly?? Of course, we'll only hear Taylor's version, so methinks whatever happened, it will certainly all be Jake's fault.
Hey, I have absolutely nothing against using your past relationships for creative inspiration. I've done it. Pretty much anyone who pens books, blogs, poems or songs has done it. But there comes a time when people start to get a little leery about dating you knowing that there's a good chance they're going to end up raked over the coals in a song. And Taylor may have just reached that point. Taze, don't you ever want to find true love?
Rumors are swirling about who Taylor is dating now. Tim Tebow's name has popped up. As has Mark Foster from the band Foster the People. Now there is one guy Taylor needs to be careful with. He could write a bigger song about HER than she could about HIM!
Do you ever write about your exes?
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@ Taisie: ROFL! thanks for pointing that out! Sometimes its easier to judge someone else than to see your own flaws!!
I really don't understand how writing about your exes is immature. If she doesn't write about her love life (good or bad), then what is she going to write about? What she ate for lunch? And some of her songs about her exes aren't necessarily mean. The song that comes to mind is "Tim McGraw." There are milions of songs about love . . . why is she immature because she does it. She writes about her life.
Ummm why? Are you gonna tell Adele this as well? Songwriters write their life into music - good, bad, broken-hearted, or walking on sunshine - that's what they do and we love them for it. If you don't like what Taylor Swift does or how she does it then listen to someone else.....but it's a fact of songwriting life and they'll all tell you that is a fact.
Hey, she makes millions writing about her relationships. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Plus, most songs out there ARE about relationships--the good and the bad.