Kim Kardashian's ex, Kris Humphries, is supposed to be a small-town boy at heart who is close to his family, quite religious, and takes marriage seriously. Which is why we were all aghast when Kim K. dropped him like a hot coal and moved on to Kanye West in nanoseconds. Poor choirboy Kris! He didn't know what hit him! But now comes word that his last ex, a hotel worker named Myla Sinanaj, is threatening to blackmail him, so Kris called in the FBI. Can Kris pick 'em or what?
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According to TMZ, Myla, who was talking trash about the Kardashians on Twitter not that long ago, has information on Kris that could "ruin" him. And she was threatening to take this info public unless she got paid. So his lawyers contacted the FBI -- which probably means what "info" she has is in electronic form like texts or email.
Seriously, what could be so bad that this chick thinks he is going to pay up to keep her silent? Something about Kim, I imagine. Kim and the marriage? I dunno, just speculating here. But if the guy is running around blabbing to women he hardly knows about stuff that could "ruin" him, well ... I mean, I guess we've already established Kris isn't that smart, right?
I think Kris needs to head back to Minnesota and find himself a nice girl who don't know nothin' 'bout no extortion, no blackmail, and no fake weddings. Know what I'm sayin'?
What do you think about Kris' choice in women?
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