Sex Confession: I Masturbate at Work

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woman's legs“Sex Confessions” is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, and all will turn you on (well most). You might want to sit down for this.

Today's sex confession comes from a 20-something woman from California who works in an office with a door ... and a window. She's happily married and she and her husband have sex often, but she needs to masturbate every day after lunch -- even when she's at work. It's become an obsession.

It all started one day last year when I was going through a really stressful time at work. I was telling a friend of mine about the problems at my job and she joked that it was too bad I couldn't just masturbate the stress away. I laughed at her but in my head I thought it was a really great idea. So I tried it.

I have an office and can close the door and no one would be the wiser of what I was doing. I also have a great big window and can see people on the street and the cars going by, though I am high enough where they can't really see me. One day after lunch, with my door still closed from having just ate, I touched myself. It was thrilling -- the part of me worried if someone was going to knock on the door, the fact that I felt exposed from the window. I kept going, massaging myself until I came. Quietly, of course. But that rush seemed to melt so much stress away. It became something I needed to do every day. Sometimes I am discrete and just put my hands down my pants or up my skirt. Other times, I take off my clothes completely. I even have a mini vibrator I bring with me and use sometimes.

Now I fear I can never NOT do it. It's like my body expects it. I've even scheduled meetings around the fact that I need to take care of my own business first. I'm not sure how to stop. Or even if I should.

What would you tell this confessor? Is it becoming too much? Or since no one knows, it's okay?


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Torra... TorranceMom

My advice? You're obviously addicted to sex - get some help (and self-control) before someone finds out and you end up unemployed.

nonmember avatar MegZ

I'm sure there are thousands of workers, both male and female. This reminds me of a californication episode. One of the characters always masturbates in his office, one day he finally gets caught.

nonni... nonnie_jo

ummmmmmmm, i wld say it was fine until you got to the part abt you needing it. That's problematic. scheduling meetings around masturbation is not ok. I think you shld see someone, and find non-invasive solutions to your everyday problems.

the4m... the4mutts

I masturbate at the same time every day. *shrug* I don't NEED it, but I can say that it definately shows in my attitude if I have to skip it for 1 reason or another.

I have a good sex life, but the SO simply cannot come home durring the day. He works in the oilfields, too far from our house.

Better than finding someone else to service my "needs".

I don't see a problem with the woman's habit

Erin.... Erin.Nelms

What's the difference between this woman and someone who schedules out time for smoking breaks? Stress relief is stress relief, no matter how you look at it.

Momma... Momma2blessed

Umm ewww! Don't get me wrong, masterbation is healthy and tottally great BUT at work?!? Ewww!

nonmember avatar ele4phant

I agree with nonnie_jo. There's nothing inherently wrong with what you're doing - you have a private office - but it appears this is starting to interfere with your work. It doesn't matter what it is, if there is habit, any habit, that starts to affect your ability to schedule meetings at a certain time, things have gone too far. It would be the same if you were a smoker and were rescheduling meetings because your 1pm smoke break was non-negotiable.

nonmember avatar Cee

Masturbation is healthy. But the fact that you are afraid of ever NOT having it and moving work around for it is a sign of something..

Zamaria Zamaria

IMHO, it's a natural way to releive some stress. How many people turn to pills instead? If it works for you, go for it, although I would suggest returning from lunch a little early and masturbating on your own time instead of company time. Other than that, I don't really see a problem with it. It's regular stress relief. How many people "need" their anxiety medication?

peanu... peanutroaster

Uh at work......mmmmm no thanks! Yuck!

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