In honor of Father’s Day this Sunday, I present you with 10 of my favorite mom confessions involving the men in our lives.
Not to worry, dads, we really do love and value you. You just happen to annoy the hell out of us, too.
Happy Father’s Day!
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1. "I think I de-masculinated my husband & son. I trained them to sit down to pee, so cleaning the bathroom wouldn't be such a chore."
2. "I throw candy wrappers behind the couch and then blame the kids when my husband finds them."
3. "My son has a poopy diaper. I just sent him upstairs and told him to sit on DH's face. Serves my husband right for sleeping so late."
4. "I strategically clean up the crap battery operated toys before my husband comes home, but leave out all the puzzles and books my children and I play with during the day for my husband to see."
5. "My husband got a stomach bug and dropped 13 pounds in a week. All I got was an extra kid to take care of."
6. "Last week, my husband was so sick we had to get a sitter at 10 p.m. for our sleeping child & go to the ER. We were there for four HOURS. The verdict? A cold. Take some Advil. We spent four hours in the ER for a cold. Jesus."
7. "Sometimes when my DH is snoring so loud that I can't sleep, I imagine pushing him off the edge of the bed. I don't do it though because the noise of his fat ass hitting the floor would probably wake up the kids."
8. "When I married my husband, he could do no wrong ... when we started having babies, he could do no right."
9. "Motherhood is having your toddler throw up nasty fake-grape-smelling Pedialyte in your hair, lay their head down on your shoulder, and say, 'I want daddy.'"
10. "I will be forever bitter that all of my children look like my husband. Asshole."
Do YOU have a daddy confession?
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I love my hubby. He is such a baby when he is sick. I will ask him a couple times a dday how he is feeling, and 5 days later, he still feels "the same" He will say "the same" all the way up until he is perfectly fine. Like, it's ok to admit that you feel a little better.
when i was pregnant with our daughter and my fiance fell asleep and started snoring keeping me awake i looked from the pillow to my fiances face and back to the pillow countless times. never in my life i never contemplated smothering someone in their sleep. but i was pregnant and had to wake up in 5 hours for a busy day. i did not smother him but since then with a baby crying and not having a lot of help i am still thinking of it sometimes. lol
I like number 10. It sucks even more because we aren't together anymore and they look EXACTLY like him. I don't know how many people have told me that they have never seen children who look SO MUCH like their mom or dad. Yeah, I know..eff off!