In honor of Father’s Day this Sunday, I present you with 10 of my favorite mom confessions involving the men in our lives.
Not to worry, dads, we really do love and value you. You just happen to annoy the hell out of us, too.
Happy Father’s Day!
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1. "I think I de-masculinated my husband & son. I trained them to sit down to pee, so cleaning the bathroom wouldn't be such a chore."
2. "I throw candy wrappers behind the couch and then blame the kids when my husband finds them."
3. "My son has a poopy diaper. I just sent him upstairs and told him to sit on DH's face. Serves my husband right for sleeping so late."
4. "I strategically clean up the crap battery operated toys before my husband comes home, but leave out all the puzzles and books my children and I play with during the day for my husband to see."
5. "My husband got a stomach bug and dropped 13 pounds in a week. All I got was an extra kid to take care of."
6. "Last week, my husband was so sick we had to get a sitter at 10 p.m. for our sleeping child & go to the ER. We were there for four HOURS. The verdict? A cold. Take some Advil. We spent four hours in the ER for a cold. Jesus."
7. "Sometimes when my DH is snoring so loud that I can't sleep, I imagine pushing him off the edge of the bed. I don't do it though because the noise of his fat ass hitting the floor would probably wake up the kids."
8. "When I married my husband, he could do no wrong ... when we started having babies, he could do no right."
9. "Motherhood is having your toddler throw up nasty fake-grape-smelling Pedialyte in your hair, lay their head down on your shoulder, and say, 'I want daddy.'"
10. "I will be forever bitter that all of my children look like my husband. Asshole."
Do YOU have a daddy confession?
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imitate their mannerisms
#10 is sort of me, all three of our kids are Blond haired, blued eyed copies of their dad and his side of the family. They have my stubborn chin, and our youngest two have my mouth, but otherwise they are clones of their dad. Since I'm brown haired and brown eyed, I get accused of being the baby sitter. As beautiful as I think my kids are, I'd love to have just ONE that has my dark hair or my dark eyes. Just one or the other. But since my mother is blue eyed, I carry Bb ressesive Blue eyed gene, you'd think that'd mean a 50/50 shot my kids would have brown eyes, but all three are blue eyed blonds!
LOL JGM I wondered if anyone else would notice the non-word. I don't blame the blogger, though. She probably took it from someone else's list and left it as is.