Cheating on Your Wife Can Literally Kill You

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hotel bedGuys take note: CHEAT AND YOU WILL DIE! And get this, your wife doesn't even have to lift a finger or hire a hitman.

If you sleep around, you are more likely to drop dead from a heart attack and it's a fact. I know it sounds cliche, but researchers in Italy say that having an extramarital affair increases the risk of have a deadly heart attack.

It's like the ultimate karma don't you think? Break her heart and yours basically stops beating.

If this doesn't convince a hound dog to keep it in his pants, I don't know what will. And this isn't just talk. It really happens. To real men. Need more proof? A 31-year-old man from Georgia keeled over after having a threesome -- with two women other than his wife.

Now let me be clear, sex itself isn't the killer. Doctors even say that men live longer if they consistently knock boots. But sex with someone other than your spouse, well, that's just playing Russian Roulette.

It's easy to see why. Men typically pick much younger mistresses. Nice to look at, hard (no pun intended) to keep up with. That may mean nights out dancing, drinking more, smoking -- things what wear an old body down. Basically, you can't go from coach potato hubby to chick-plowing party machine without consequences.

On top of that, it's stressful to sneak around, worrying about who might see you slip into that hotel. And what if wifey finds out? It's not just a verbal beating you risk. Divorce means divvying up every single thing you cherish, from that cherry red middle-life crisis Corvette to the kids.

So guys have to ask themselves, is it really worth it? While the thought of having your head nestled between some bimbo's boobs may sound fun, it's really not the place you want to take your last breath.

Do you think risk of a heart attack will help men stay faithful?

 

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