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Why '50 Shades of Grey' Is a Must-Buy for Every Guy
Put down the wine. Forget the flowers. Cancel the dinner reservations. If you guys out there really want to get some from your wives (like more than once a month), then just follow this very simple advice: Buy them a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. In fact, splurge for the entire trilogy.
Don't ask. Don't even read it. Just buy it and give it to your wife. It doesn't matter if you're newlyweds (congrats, by the way!) or if you've been married 10, 20, or 30 years. For some crazy reason, this best-selling novel by E.L. James is turning women on more than we ever will.
Apparently there's a reason this book is referred to as "mommy porn." Moms (heck, even some grandmothers) are devouring this tale of bondage and submission, stopping only to attack their husbands when things get too intense. It's a miracle, I tell you!
I know firsthand that it works. My wife and I have a healthy sex life, but man, after she started reading Fifty Shades of Grey, she literally couldn't keep her hands off me. I'm talking porn-star intensity here. Uh, not that I know what that looks like ... Anyway, it's a double bonus, really. You get way more action, but you also don't have to spend time doing those things we guys loathe -- like talking.
What's the book about? Damned if I know. My wife tried explaining it to me and my eyes glazed over. And no way am I reading it. I saw the first Twilight movie and wanted to poke my eyes out with a fork. This one's apparently even more painful. Plus, reading about porn, sorry ... reading about "erotica" just doesn't do it for us guys. We're visual. Maybe if there was a video of some hot blonde dancing around in her underwear while reading it to us, we'd pay attention.
All I know is that the book's about some guy named Christian Grey and he wears a lot of gray ties. Oh -- and he and the main character say, "Laters, baby" a lot. I have no clue what that's about, but when I head out to work each morning, I say that to my wife and she giggles. So just run with it.
So do yourself a favor and pick up Fifty Shades of Grey for your wife. Just make sure the kids are in bed before you give it to her, though. The book, I mean.
Does this book turn you -- or your other half -- on?
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Carol99
Sure, if you're sick, twisted, perverted and enjoy pain, control and humiliation. If a woman meets a guy like Gray, she's be best served to go running and screaming into the night. Things that seem good in fantasy are not so good in real life.
poshkat
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Jennifer Armintrout
This book is a perfect, beautiful incapsulation of every single trope of the rape culture we live in. That's why it's doing so well... it's selling to women what they've been told they SHOULD want for their entire lives, and giving them permission to give in and give up. That's why the most ardent defenders of the book are only able to strike out in ad hominem attacks on those who criticize (see the above "uptight" and "probably rarely laid" for a prime example), without ever addressing the issues detractors are bringing up. They can't defend the content of the book, because they would have to admit that they're tacitly endorsing misogyny, stalking and abuse. Christian Grey is emotionally abusive and manipulative throughout the book, Ana Steele is dangerously uneducated about her sexuality and at times is literally frightened of her romantic interest. That's the "fun" and "fantasy" women are enjoying.
Sandrita
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Water_geM
the book seriously promotes the "i can change him" mindset..
the sex scenes are boring and increasingly dull.as far as their dynamic i don't care.its consensual.