Beautiful Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio has given birth to her second child, a baby boy. Ambrosio already has one child, a girl, Anja. With a name like Anja, you just know that Alessandra is going to get creative. Her baby boy will probably have some kind of hippy-dippy name like Free, or Tree, or Tofu.
What's this? Alessandra and her fiance, Jamie Mazur, went with something a bit more old-fashioned? Hey, isn't this like the third celebrity in a row to give their kid a vintage name? This is getting kind of boring.
Anyway, Alessandra's baby boy is named ...
Aw, that's cute. I genuinely like that name. You've got the Biblical. You've got the mythology. You've got fire and you've got rain. James Taylor is about to write a song about this kid.
But, um, if the celebrity names keep up being kind of normal like this, what with Jack Osbourne naming his little girl Pearl, and Maggie Gyllenhaal naming her baby Gloria, I don't know what we bloggers are going to write about anymore.
The next celebrity who gives birth simply must go back to the weird baby names Hollywood is known for. Remember when Nicolas Cage named his kid Kal-El? I'm beginning to miss those days. Even Blue Ivy is sounding pretty rad right now.
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