We still don’t really know if Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are a couple who are, you know, actually dating, or if they are, in the typical Hollywood parlance, "just friends." They've certainly been spending a lot of time together lately. But Kunis has adamantly denied that they are romantically involved. She’s said: "It’s absurd! A friend is a friend." Okay, a friend-friend, Mila, or a FWB? Huh? Yet insiders say that Kutcher has long "held a torch" for Mila, his former That '70s Show co-star. One dished:
He was so in love with [Mila] for a while when they worked together. He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is.
Kutcher has known Mila since she was 14 (!) and they began on the show together, playing boyfriend and girlfriend. Kutcher has also, obvs, known Mila all through his marriage with Demi Moore.
If Mila and Ashton are hooking up, I say this is even more of a betrayal than his usual shenanigans. Ashton has already proven he wasn’t exactly marriage material with his cheating ways. But there’s something even more sneaky and underhanded about banging boots with the woman who was supposedly just your "pal" all these years.
Because you can bet Ashton never said to Demi: "Hey, let’s hang out with Mila tonight, because I’ve got a rocking crush on that hot piece of chica!" No, no. He was all like, "Mila? Psst. She’s like my little sister. I don’t even see her as a girl! She’s like a man, okay?!"
You know he did that. You know men do that. Men are all like, "My coworker? Are you kidding me? She’s ugly and fat!" and then you look her up on the company website, and she’s gorgeous, and your man is still like, "I never even notice her!" Yeah, right.
Of course men get crushes on other women when they’re in relationships. Women get crushes, too. We’re all human, and humans are weak creatures. But I’d sooner my ex find someone new than scoop up old fish from familiar waters. Especially if I’ve met this "friend," maybe met her tons of times, maybe had her over for dinner, and maybe even spoken to her about my ex. There’s just something that feels icky about it. I’d also begin to wonder what was going on with them during the marriage. With Ashton, it could be anything.
Even if Mila and Ashton never once got physical during his marriage or her relationship with Macaulay Culkin, the fact that they may have been crushing on each other for years, right under their partners' noses, I dunno ... ick.
Is it a betrayal of Demi if Ashton is now dating Mila?
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