Kim Kardashian Will Never Be Kanye West's 'Beyonce' (VIDEO)

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kim kardashian kanyeWhen Kanye West supposedly said of new girlfriend Kim Kardashian "She's my Beyonce" the world rolled their eyes and said, Bitch, please. Okay, maybe that was just me. But even Saturday Night Live mocked Kanye and Kim in a clip with a fake Piers Morgan.

Unable to endure another moment of humiliation Kanye set the record straight and shouted from the mountaintops: I DID NOT SAY THAT! He told Us Weekly, "..of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the 'She's my Beyonce' quote. I would never compare anyone to my friend's wife."

Well of course you wouldn't, Kanye. Because you and Kim are NOTHING like Jay-Z and Beyonce!

Kanye and Kim are both way too silly. We can't take either of their publicity-grabbing selves seriously. It'll be at least 20 years of serious dignified behavior before we'll ever forget Kanye's "Imma let you finish" interruption. And Kim? You know I love Kim K like she's my super-famous rich sister but at this moment in time she's best known for her 30-second marriage.

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I mean, who knows if this relationship is even real or if it's just some genius idea dreamed up by their publicists. (Either way, as a spectator? AWESOME.) But Kanye and Kim are not the accomplished and talented grown-ups Jay-Z and Beyonce are. I mean, Kanye does have a serious career. I'll give him that. But Kim? Let's let the SNL version say it for me.

Yes, a "zero threat." Meanwhile, Jay-Z and Beyonce dwell among the gods and goddesses of celebrity couples. If they were ever to split I'm positive there would be an earthquake somewhere, or a plague of frogs, or at the very least a meteor shower. But hey, knock yourselves out, Kanye and Kim. Let's see how far you can take this thing.

How long do you think this relationship between Kim and Kanye will last?


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femal... femaleMIKE

This may actually be a great match. Two narcisists.

-Stra... -Strawberry-



Seriously though, they are both equally ridiculous and deserve each other.

jasmi... jasmineg86

i think they make a great pair. certainly the most equally yolked relationship either one has been in.

nonmember avatar Meliss

sometimes the most absurd relationships are the ones that might actually work...give them a chance lol

nonmember avatar Kay

Lmao that's funny I like Kim n everything kanye is cool too BUT the will Neva be jay n beyonce. Difference is beyonce is a beautiful talented star and Kim is a beautiful talented whore lol

But do you guys who am I to judge hope it works out peace

Rezzy Pop Rez

I think i know what is going on. No disrespect to my boy Kanye but i gotta tell on you.Here is what the problem is.Kanye West is secretly in love with Beyonce and knows that he cannot be with her that he has lost all control.Kanye west wants what Jay Z has and yet he cannot find that image of Beyonce in other women.I mean what is worse than having all the riches in the world and not having that special,talented and sexy woman to share it all with and to top it all off Kanye has to resort to the hollywood talentless sluts,Amber being number one and kardasian being number two.Kanye word of advice: Sometimes we don't always get what we want because a lot of times what we want is not what we need and i think if you really want what Jay Z has then you had better stop looking for Beyonce's and look in front of you because you just might be overlooking someone right in front of you that has the complete package and that will make you happy.After all Beyonce is not all of that and she is not every woman she is an artist /performer and in all fairness and reality she is only human.Kanye you need to pause in your life for a moment,get over what ever pain you are hiding within you and stop being egotistical superficial and thirsty for what another man has that is not nearly as talented as you are.Good luck,do you,don't worry and snap out of it,cause jay z ain't got nothing on you.

nonmember avatar LisaM

I think Kanye secretly wants Beyonce. But settled for Kim. Lol. I remember seeing him win an award or whatever when they were all sitting together. He looked right at Beyonce was gonna hug her and it was like he forgot Kim was right beside him, then he remembered and acknowledged her. I thought that was weird.

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