Masturbation. It's a solo act. And we all know that one is the loneliest number. Perhaps that's why some women don't take care of business that often (or ever). How very sad. But wait! Masturbaters know that that getting it on with yourself is a good time. Like really good. Sometimes the number one is just right -- solo, me time, all about you -- oh yes.
Masturbating -- no matter how often you do it -- doesn't have to be boring. You know how sometimes you can get stuck in a rut and the only kind of sex you have is missionary at night right before bed? The same could happen with your moments of self-love. The three minutes with your finger doesn't have to be confined to your bedroom. In fact, pleasuring yourself should sometimes have some bells and whistles (could be kinky!). You already (hopefully) have committed the 69 creative ways to have sex with yourself to memory, but here are 10 more ways to masturbate. Perhaps you'll try one. Or all.
- While fantasizing about a celebrity.
- While fantasizing about a stranger.
- After reading erotica -- anything by Rachel Kramer Bussel.
- While on the phone, talking dirty.
- While watching porn.
- While rubbing up against a pillow.
- While pinching your nipples.
- Right before you have sex with someone.
- Right after you have sex with someone.
- While listening to some sexy music.
Romance yourself. You deserve it.
How many of these have you tried?
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How about if your partner is home, start going at it while sitting on the couch next to him... or in bed... tell him he can watch, and the only part of his body that can touch you is his lips... That makes it very interesting ;) Having quickies with yourself also makes it more interesting, 5 minutes before you have to head to work, no problem...
Uhhh...maybe my MOM would think these were risque.
This is an article? These suggestions aren't original or creative. Fire the writer, stat.
The Comments were far better than the article, LMAO!!!!!
The day I gotta get off to a celebrity, is the day my guy has to take a walk honey! I don't find ME exciting, but I do find HIM Mega Exciting! For those of you who do it, have at it! If you actually have a man, stop and wonder why! LOL!
I am 80 years "young" and "have been there and done that" for a lot of things. I stilll remember my high-school coach cautioning the male students about masturbation. He said that most all "taking the situation in hand" or using artificial methods result in "friction and pressure" being far in excess of that encountered in actual sex. This often leads to normal sex being less than (whatever), and frequently creates lifelong problems. Without going into any details, he said the same situation affects women. I support my coach's findings 100%.
Some of these comments are amazing ... yes, I do sometimes, but more fun to have the wif do it for me. Yes, it can become excessive - shouldn't be a replacement for her, but a release now and then when she doesn't want to. I get off best when I fantasize most about her, not someone else. If I didn't have some one, I'd recommend it for now, until I was married. I highly recommend it for ladies to find out what they really like, then communicate that to your partner. And lubrication is a must! Too much friction just makes you very raw and painful. If she does not like it, I don't either.
In my Opinion, Its a great idea just for better satisfaction with your partner. You will have a better sexual experience with your partner if You know exactly what you like and what works and can tell your partner how to please you.
~facepalm~ You call that exciting?! WOW! I'm depressed now.