10 Ways to Make Masturbating Even More Exciting

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woman in shadowMasturbation. It's a solo act. And we all know that one is the loneliest number. Perhaps that's why some women don't take care of business that often (or ever). How very sad. But wait! Masturbaters know that that getting it on with yourself is a good time. Like really good. Sometimes the number one is just right -- solo, me time, all about you -- oh yes.

Masturbating -- no matter how often you do it -- doesn't have to be boring. You know how sometimes you can get stuck in a rut and the only kind of sex you have is missionary at night right before bed? The same could happen with your moments of self-love. The three minutes with your finger doesn't have to be confined to your bedroom. In fact, pleasuring yourself should sometimes have some bells and whistles (could be kinky!). You already (hopefully) have committed the 69 creative ways to have sex with yourself to memory, but here are 10 more ways to masturbate. Perhaps you'll try one. Or all.

  1. While fantasizing about a celebrity.
  2. While fantasizing about a stranger.
  3. After reading erotica -- anything by Rachel Kramer Bussel.
  4. While on the phone, talking dirty.
  5. While watching porn.
  6. While rubbing up against a pillow.
  7. While pinching your nipples.
  8. Right before you have sex with someone.
  9. Right after you have sex with someone.
  10. While listening to some sexy music.

Romance yourself. You deserve it. 

How many of these have you tried?


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nonmember avatar kaerae

Gee...these are all super-original...

mustb... mustbeGRACE


Some people have zero going on. 

Water... Water_geM

im far  too lazy....

femal... femaleMIKE

Oh you can go blind if you keep doing that

nonmember avatar Lboz

Or in the car, start doing it while your partner is driving and get them to pull off in a deserted area so they can watch and maybe do their own solo act with you!

stron... strontium


zandh... zandhmom2

This is what you call creative? confused

beat-... beat-grrrl

I was really hoping to read "10 Ways to Make Masturbating Even More Exciting"...but, none of these excite me as much as thinking about the love of my life and I doing the deed....

Nicole Kindnerski

None of these are original. All the same, the people who are saying that masturbating is somehow inferior to sex are missing the point too. It doesn't have to be that way- you can still incorporate your partner (if you have one), you can think about them while you're doing it, etc. Also, it's great for times when your partner is away and isn't there to meet those needs him/herself.

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