The 6 Best Places to Have Sex Around the House

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It's easy to get stuck in a sex rut -- you always have sex in this one position in this one place and it's always the same. Great, but the same. Sometimes, you need to spice it up a little bit, change your routines, and get down and dirty in other places.

Here are some of my favorite sexy places around the house!

Why not have a little afternoon delight ... on the kitchen table? It can be a sexy change of pace to get all carnal and spontaneous right there where you eat. And sex is way more fun!

Get it on right on top of the washing machine. Throw a load of towels in the washing machine, hop on top of it, and get down and dirty while the towels get all clean. The rhythmic rocking of the washing machine can really give sex that extra something special. 

Why not try sex in the shower? You guys can work up a bubbly lather as you wash each other. One thing can quickly lead to another while you get clean and sexy in the shower. 

If getting it on in the shower seems too acrobatic for you, go ahead and start a bath. Much easier for those of us less coordinated to get it on without falling down.

There you are, watching boring TV on the couch, when all of a sudden, you get in the mood. So why not just rip each other's clothes off and go at it right there?

The bathroom can be a great way to watch yourselves have sex. Have the woman stand in front of the vanity (or sink) as your partner enters you from behind. You get a luscious view of the two of you going at it. It's a perfectly sneaky way to get it on while the rest of the house is awake. Just remember to lock the door!

Where are some other places to have sex around the house?

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Rhond... RhondaVeggie

Naughty, naughty. Don't you know that you go to hell if you have sex anywhere other than the marriage bed? It must be true because a random Internet nutter told me so.

cocob... cocobeannns

The bedroom dresser. If it's a sturdy one. : )

zandh... zandhmom2

The stairs and the weight bench.

criss... crissydancer05

Corner of a kitchen counter, especially if hes tall :p

carri... carrie6739

I like the washing Machine my self on the spin cycle, If you ever get a chance try it.

Ari. Ari.

Venison, what kind of toilet do you have that you can both go simultaneously? What a time saver.

Love the stairs myself.

ThatT... ThatTattooedMom

Uhhh ew, not having sex where I eat. Puke.

the4m... the4mutts

Yah, the kitchen table? Not happening. My KIDS eat there. How the hell could you let ur kids eat where you fucked? Gross!

matti... mattiehatter

DH and I recently got freaky using the excercise ball as a positioner. It certainly helped tone my muscles up some and I was tender for a few days after. WARNING: Your standard excercise ball only supports 300 lbs. There are balls made that hold up to 600 lbs though sold on the internet. No we did not pop our ball getting freaky.

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