10 Reasons Not to Have Sex on the First Date

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So you met this guy, right? And you went on a really awesome date. What better way to cap off a great night with a romp in the bedroom ... or not. Sometimes, having The Sex on the first date is just a bad idea.

Here's why.

1) Your sex number is already kinda high -- and if the guy's not gonna call you again, you don't want to have to own up to adding another one if it's just a one-night stand.

2) You don't want to be the village bicycle -- no girl wants to be the one "everyone rides." 

3) You didn't shave -- you thought it'd be a bum date.

4) You're wearing gigantic, stained granny-panties.

5) You discover that he has *gasp* a micro penis. 

6) There's an awesome Sex and the City marathon that night and you want to hang out in front of the TV in your bathrobe.

7) Because your roommate is at home, and you don't want that slut throwing herself all over him while you're trying to invent an excuse to go do the dirty.

8) You're recovering from a Brazilian wax gone horribly awry -- and the whole crotchal region is red, swollen, and painful.

9) You MAY have had sex with his roommate at a drunken party back in '03 and you don't want them comparing notes.

10) You saw him scratching his crotch more than four times, which makes you wonder what he's got going on down there.

What other silly reasons can you think of for not having sex on the first date?


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Evaly... EvalynCarnate

This was funny..but makes me feel SO much better about my decision to wait until I met my husband to have sex. I'm proud to say that my "number" is 1. 

Laurlev Laurlev

It's generally a bad idea to have sex on the first date. That said, I had sex on the first date with one guy. We have been together for 6 years, are married, very happy, and expecting our 2nd son.

Maias... MaiasMommy619

O.o how about cause I have morals and values?

nonmember avatar JaneDWill

I can't talk...my husband and I had sex on our first date. If I could go back in time I'd do it over and over and over and over again. No regrets whatsoever :D

nonmember avatar Cee

Wow what a completely nonjudgemental article about women's sexuality. (sarcasm) Just because a woman gets what she wants it doesnt mean her sex number is "too high" or shes the village bicycle (REALLY?!). But of course sanctimonious prudes are gonna judge. I can hear all the "virgin til marriage" hens clucking.

nonmember avatar mdw

she did say "what other SILLY reasons can you think of" i dont think she meant "if u have sex on the first date, youre the village bicycle"... i think this list was more of a *silly* list of reasons to keep to yourself. Not to actually tell the guy as why you wont have sex with him

nonmember avatar Shelly

How about, "I'm not a slut."

Eversnow Eversnow

Hehe, I can't say anything either. My husband and I had sex on the first date too.

KWnav... KWnavywife

How about you respect yourself enough not to spread your legs for every guy that buys you dinner....

nonmember avatar Sonsy

11 years later and no regrets about sex on the first date with my husband. Just sayin'

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