So here's something interesting. George Clooney's ex-girlfriend is dating Jackass jackass, Steve-O. Elisabetta Canalis and George were hot and heavy for the better part of 2011 until they broke up and she moved to L.A. and joined the cast of Dancing With the Stars. Now. I don't know if it was all the floor polish in those dance studios or all that California fresh air, but something must have gone to Elisabetta's head. How, in the world, can you go from George Clooney, one of the sexiest men alive, to Steve-O, who's famous for barfing up live goldfish and drinking gallons of milk until he pukes?
The pair were caught making out, er, more like Steve-O was caught sucking the life out of Elisabetta via her mouth, so I guess this is really happening. Is this the worse case of rebound-itis you've ever seen?
The rebound guy that you date is usually the first that shows any interest in you, isn't imprisoned, and doesn't live with his mom. Well, he can live with his mom, just not in the basement. He doesn't stick around for long in your life, but he's there just long enough to boost your confidence, get you day drunk on a Tuesday, and help you, ultimately, to get over your ex. Steve-O is Elisabetta's rebound.
I hope he realizes this and rides that ride as long as he can because soon, he's going to be laying by the curb in a pool of his own vomit. Wait. He probably does that on the regs. So never mind, but you get what I'm saying.
As far as Elisabetta goes, I pray she's out of this rebound stage soon because lord knows my stomach can't handle anymore images of her and Steve-O sucking face all over the Internet. It hurts my soul. You know, if George Clooney was like a fine red wine, then Steve-O is like a generic Red Bull and well vodka. She'll come around soon enough, though, that terrible Steve-O hangover's bound to kick in any moment now.
And, if for some reason this is the real deal and they're really into each other, then Jesus H. Christ, I might have a chance with Clooney.
Have you ever rebounded after a serious relationship?
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Yeah he's a completely different person now from the man you're saying he is. He went to rehab and has made a change for the better. If she's happy then let her be. After all, it's her life and not yours.
I have to say this definitely rubbed me the wrong way. From recent reports, he has been clean and sober for a few years, a vegan and an active member of PETA (okay, I just read this in an article this morning). He has cleaned up his act and should be applauded for that not knocked down like this.
Steve-O is a nice normal guy now, before he would drink and do drugs and all kinds of stuff but he went to rehab and the only thing he does now is smoke. Even when he was making Jackass 3D nobody was allowed to have alcohol on the set because Steve-O didn't want it around. I could see why Elisabetta would want to be with him, he's such a sweet caring fun guy to be around.
I'm with all of the above.
Ah, yet another catty judgmental post from the stir.
You don't know a damn thing about him and for all we know she is really happy with him. I <3 Steve-O!
Yeah, this article was wrong. Apparently you haven't watched MTV's documentary about Steve-O's addiction and how he got clean. He really turned his life around and has been clean, sober, and healthy for years. Don't judge him based on his past. I actually think it's creepy how these younger women date George Clooney thinking he's like a god...he's not! He's an aging womanizer who will never commit to anyone long enough to have a meaningful relationship. I am glad to see Elisabetta with someone her own age.