Having Sex in Public Could Help Your Marriage

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sexDo you like having sex in public? You do, don't you! I knew it! Well guess what. You're not alone. According to a recent survey by sex toy company Adam and Eve, 52 percent of the 1,000 adults they asked have done the dirty deed in a public space. A parked car was the number one place couples got down, the woods came in second, then there was a smattering of airplane and public bathroom admissions, followed by the most disturbing: church. If you're reading this and have had sex in church, I would like to know how and why you came to that decision. I'm intrigued.

Anyway, a fancy-pants sex-expert says that knocking the boots in public is one way to really spice up your relationship/get arrested.

OK well she didn't warn about getting caught, but yeah, it's not exactly street legal to pollinate the flower in a public park, ifyouknowwhatI'msaying. However, if you're able to be discreet and not scar any innocent children, then the understanding is that a public rendezvous can add excitement and thrills to your boring, everyday love making sessions. So if you're feeling a little spicy tonight, drag your man into the woods and get after it!

Lord knows you won't be the first people to do so. I was a little surprised to read that 52 percent have blazed a sexy trail out of the bedroom and into the cars and/or bathrooms. Neither automobiles nor commodes really do the trick for me, but I suppose their lockable doors and accessibility make them prime spots for a little naked wrestling.

I just hope no one does it in the movie theater while I'm there. I'm sorry. In NYC I'm now paying $13 to see a flick, and the last thing I want is a sideshow porno going on in the seats next to me. So stay out of the theaters, folks, please. Anywhere else? Go for it. Now make like dragonflies and have sex all over the gosh darn place.

Have you had sex in a public place?

 

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amomo... amomonous

i always wanted to!! ive done it in a car...uncomfortable and child-like if you ask me.. i wish i was one of those ppl who could do in a more public spot...id do anything for my man but running the risk of being heard/seen mid coitus..... no thanks. God bless those of you who can!

Doomy234 Doomy234

I have. In a park cave. Kind of.

tatia90 tatia90

I have had sex in a church bathroom. We did it cuz it was the only time we had together. We was at youth group and decided to go have fun since the leaders were running late. It was both of ours first time.

JCKit... JCKitten87

hehe ive had sex in a college library once :)

Rissmama Rissmama

I did on the slide at the park lol

LikeA... LikeAVirgin

When we were still in college my fiancé (well at the time he was still just my boyfriend) and I did it under the bleachers at the gym where he had basketball practice. Good times lol :)



Bertha21 Bertha21

We did it in the car at the drive in when it was PACKED lol it was fun, the windows weren't tinted and people walked by but we had a blanket. We also went out to the country in a car and did it out there. 

Jenn Jacobs

My fiance and I went for a hike and did it on top of a big rock overlooking the city

Jessica Moseley

Actually, are first time having sex was on a picnic table at a park. We've done it in a car just about everywhere. We did it in the middle of the day parked on the side of the road on busy intersection. In a church parking lot. In one of those crawling tubes that lead to a slide at a park. In a resteraunt parking lot. A bed for us wasn't accessible when we started dating. lol.

LucyB... LucyBbie.

at a park at Night :) It was Ohhhh soooo Amazing lol

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