10 Worst Halloween Costumes for Parents of Young Kids

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sexy halloween costumesHalloween is only a week away and the kids have long had their costumes settled, so it's about time my husband and I decided on ours.

I scoured the Internet this week for inspiration, but instead of finding the perfect costumes for our neighborhood party, I found 10 that would probably get us arrested ...

Warning: Some pretty hilariously racy stuff going on below, so make sure there are no unwanted eyeballs around.







1. Genie in the Lamp. C'mon kids, make a wish.

2. The Penthouse Pinup. Something for little girls everywhere to aspire to!

3. An M&M. It's been a while since I've had an M&M, but this is hardly what I remember them looking like.

4. Snake Charmer. I can say with absolute certainty that I have never seen a more frightening snake.

5. Katy Perry. Unless you actually are Katy Perry, don't go dressing like this. Actually, even if you are Katy Perry, maybe you should reconsider.

6. Borat. The thought of my husband in this is almost too much to bear.

7. Caught in the Act. Probably the most terrifying scene a kid can imagine.

8. Sexy Cop. What better way to get your child to respect authority than show up in this?

9. Zombie-Doctor. Kids aren't scared enough of the doctor? This will do the trick!

10. I Don't Want To Grow Up. The stuff nightmares are made of. For all of us.


Which one is your favorite?



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corri... corrinacs

Oh, wow LOL.

Doomy234 Doomy234

Oh my God! *eyes explode*

Ali Weniger Lynch

Crazy! It always amazes me what people will wear. Like last year, the woman in my neighborhood with a very short tutu. Hmmm. 

nonmember avatar Holly

These are really bad but the best I ever saw was the sexy plus sized cheerleader worn by a woman that should not have worn it. To make it even worse, a friend of ours (a 6'4" GUY!) wore the same costume and looked better in it!

nonmember avatar TMB

My favorite costume is a couple's costume were the man is the plug and the woman is the outlet. I would never wear it but it was funny.

Stephanie Farrell

I think the last one is the most terrifying on of all... because that's kind of what my husband is like on a daily basis - why would we want to amplify it?!

Amy Legault-Zehr

crazy. I saw a local mom dressed as a sexy red riding hood at a kids party one time and it surprised me.

Stephanie Bernaba

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! My whole house is coming down with something and I needed a laugh. Thank you. Trouser snake. Buhahahahaha.

yayhe... yayheadstart

Eww that last one was VERY disturbing.

Megan Rhea

I saw some of those at the Costume shop and had to roll my eyes! What are those people thinking!?

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