If you have ever been embarrassed when your cleaning lady finds your vibrator, there is a new solution for that problem. This vibrator may cost $139, but it plugs into a USB port and charges discretely and easily and looks like nothing more than a USB stick. Seems worth the money, no?

Let's face it, vibrators are amazing, but they are often very ugly and cumbersome. Who really wants a giant purple silicone looking thing in the shape of a penis? And the ones that aren't shaped like penises are even worse. Lions and tigers? Rabbits? Who are the people who like these things?

This one is discrete. It fits in your pocket and provides quick pleasure at a fraction of the size and potential embarrassment. Genius.

Here's the thing, ladies like the vibration, not the looks. It doesn't have to resemble a penis to send her flying, and in fact, it's better if it doesn't. This one is streamlined and so hip and discrete that even the very idea of it got people to pledge money and promises to buy.

It's lovely and sophisticated, just like an intelligent, well-read woman who also like orgasms would like her vibrator to be. In short, it's perfect.

So when is it coming out? I can't wait!

Would you buy this?

 

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