Sex Toys That Don't Look Like Sex Toys Are More Fun

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If you have ever been embarrassed when your cleaning lady finds your vibrator, there is a new solution for that problem. This vibrator may cost $139, but it plugs into a USB port and charges discretely and easily and looks like nothing more than a USB stick. Seems worth the money, no?

Let's face it, vibrators are amazing, but they are often very ugly and cumbersome. Who really wants a giant purple silicone looking thing in the shape of a penis? And the ones that aren't shaped like penises are even worse. Lions and tigers? Rabbits? Who are the people who like these things?

This one is discrete. It fits in your pocket and provides quick pleasure at a fraction of the size and potential embarrassment. Genius.

Here's the thing, ladies like the vibration, not the looks. It doesn't have to resemble a penis to send her flying, and in fact, it's better if it doesn't. This one is streamlined and so hip and discrete that even the very idea of it got people to pledge money and promises to buy.

It's lovely and sophisticated, just like an intelligent, well-read woman who also like orgasms would like her vibrator to be. In short, it's perfect.

So when is it coming out? I can't wait!

Would you buy this?

 

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nonmember avatar Chell

It's actually spelled "discreet".

JaneE... JaneEyre27

Anyway, I don't care what it looks like as long as it gets me off.

dirti... dirtiekittie

if it works, awesome. but somehow i can't see ponying up $140 for the pleasure and the discretion of being able to ... plug it into your usb port?! i'm more concerned with how well it plugs into MY usb port, if you get my drift... LOL

starr... starrsitter

How many comments deep do you think we'll be before somebody gives you shit about "your cleaning lady?"

jkm89 jkm89

Haha how do you know your cleaning lady found your vibrator? Who cares, she probably has one too.

L1558 L1558

I want a cleaning lady more than I want that vibrator, BTW.

buzzvibe buzzvibe

To answer a few of the questions posed in this article...


Who really wants a giant purple silicone looking thing in the shape of a penis?


Well, I for one do, and lucky for me I happen to have a rather large selection of them. Only one or two purple ones, though.


And the ones that aren't shaped like penises are even worse.


Okay, this technically isn't a question, but I feel compelled to respond. With some real questions of my own: What do you mean by saying novelty-shaped toys are even worse? Worse than what, exactly? Using a realistic-looking vibe to get off with? The insinuation here is that being caught owning or using a sex toy is somehow shameful, and I personally don't think it is. People who do probably wouldn't have them around in the first place. And if somebody has enough extra cash to hire a cleaning lady, I'm SURE they can afford a footlocker to avoid any potential embarrassment.


Lions and tigers? Rabbits? Who are the people who like these things?


I AM. I have various vibes shaped like rabbits, dolphins, butterflies, a ram, a beaver, as well as other non-realistic designs, and they all get me off.


Right, now that I've had my little rant, I'm off to road test Belladonna's Batterup. It's a hot pink dildo shaped like a baseball bat.

nonmember avatar Zuri

Would it be immature for me to die laughing now?

tankn... tanknjerbear311

Buzzvibe just litterally made my day....I'de like to go and pick up a new hobby. lmao

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