I don't know when it started, but every time I look at a calendar, I'm reminded that there's a cause somewhere that needs my attention. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. April is National STD Awareness Month. May is Masturbation May. This month? Raise your glass, minus the "g" and the "l", cause it's bottoms up.
My friend and fellow sex educator Ducky DooLittle calls it "the equal opportunity orifice." And by it, I'm talking about the bum, and the hole we all have, whether we're gay, straight, or saving it 'til marriage -- okay, that's a really bad excuse. August is anal sex month.
And yes, August is almost over, but don't tighten up you butt cheeks just yet. If you're feeling adventurous, anal pleasure can drive you wild. Everyone should try it at least once. Here are a few tips on how to celebrate, pleasurably, before the month is out.
Anal sex hurts because you're just not ready, and other times it hurts because you're just not into it. Either way, rule one: Assk first.
After you've asked, or been asked, before you plunge on in, remember the butt has lots of really sensitive nerve endings, both in and around the entrance, so don't head to that hole straight away. We all need to get warmed up first.
Now, in order to get warmed up, you want, and need, lube. The butt is not like the vagina, it doesn't get wet on its own. Lube is essential and you want to find a sexual lubricant that won't dry out to quickly. Silicone lubes are a good bet for butt play.
A happy bum is a relaxed bum, so have your partner start by teasing around your opening, using the pad of his thumb or any other finger. He should gently circle around the entrance to the area. Only after the butt relaxes can you go deeper with comfort and ease. Honestly, we all walk around with tight butt holes. It you think about your bum, and try to relax it, you can, but otherwise, if you do nothing, you'll notice your butt is tight. Try relaxing your bum, anytime of the day or night, even if that's all you do for anal sex August. Heck, awareness is the first step.
Another thing to know is NOTHING goes up the bum if it's not attached to a body part or if it doesn't have a flared base. A flared base means the object is smaller in the middle and larger at the bottom, so it can't accidentally slip up inside of you. Light bulbs and flashlights (yes, this really happens) are perfect examples of what not to use, while a butt plug is a perfect example of what to use.
And if you're not ready, but he is, anal stimulation does not make a man gay. In fact, massaging the prostate (which you gain VIP access to through the butt) is one of the best ways to keep the prostate healthy. So, if you're not ready to go there, and he is, go there ... on him.
What scares you most about anal sex? Have you had it?
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Comments 306
Brin makes many great points so let's address them.
1. Easiest ways to contract diseases: yes. It has the same transmission rate as having vaginal sex. And we should all know how to protect ourselves when having vaginal sex so the same rules apply.
2. Infection from anal to vaginal penetration: yes. The bacteria in the colon works in the colon, wrecks everywhere else. So then either simply use a condom for anal only or clean it before reintroducing it into the vagina.
3. Anal sex painful due to poop compaction: yes. Which is why it is advised to have a bowel movement before practicing anal sex. However, if poop is pushed, it is very unlikely it will enter your stomach because it has many feet of intestine to travel, 3 to even get to the small intestine.
4. Anal sex weakens the sphincter muscle: no, under normal circumstances. Anal sex has not been proven to show a greater possibility of incontinence at old age. Incontinence often happens without anal sex ever being practiced. If it does happen, incontinence training (or therapy) helps regain strength. But with that being said, performing extreme anal sex (at the 'levels' higher than seen by regular pornorgraphy) can be detrimental to colon health. Various problems like prolapse and hemorroids could arise. Engage in extreme anal play at your own risk. (feel free to google if your stomach can handle it)
I'm sorry Brin, I didn't mean to attack your post, I simply wanted to add detail to your points which I do agree this article needed to address.
To Jen: The mouth was "designed" to ingest, the breast was "designed" to feed, sex was "designed" for procreation. I do hope, for the sake of your integrity, that you believe all that too. Lest you be labeled "Grotesque" by your own definition.
I/We absolutely LOVE anal sex. I have the most amazing orgasms this way, and I feel a little naughty, too!