Marc Anthony & His Stewardess Deserve Each Other

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Marc Anthony is one seriously lucky dude. He looks like the villain in some B-grade movie and yet still managed to land one of the most successful (and sexy) performers today. And yet he still felt the need to get funky with a stewardess on a private plane.

Could he be more of a cliche? We have already established that he could not handle his wife's success, But he also had to cheat on her? With a stewardess, no less? This is not to disparage all the moral flight attendants of the world who would never consider getting together with Skeletor's slightly uglier cousin just because he was JLo's husband. Certainly not every flight attendant is a marriage destroying harpy, but this one was.

And if JLo, with her amazing legs, luscious hair and perfect bum can be the victim of infidelity, what hope do the rest of us have?

 

Maybe Anthony's problem was his looks. As we all know, relationships where there is a major gap in looks often end in disaster and this is no different. Clearly Anthony had something to prove.

When Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods got it on with bimbos, we could at least accept that both are relatively attractive, sexy men. But Marc Anthony looks like a rotting corpse. Those dark circles and bony hands. It is enough to make me want to scream.

That stewardess wanted to join the mile high club with him for one reason. And it wasn't his good looks.

Fair or not, I have higher expectations of women than I do of men. Anthony may be dumb enough to cheat on his gorgeous, well paid wife, but what was this flight attendant thinking? She was trying to feel more attractive than JLo, something only an insecure woman would do.

The fact is, the two of them deserve each other. He is ugly inside and out and she is an insecure husband stealer. It's a match made in heaven.

Do you think Anthony was too ugly to cheat?

 

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Susie19 Susie19

Waaay too ugly.

Kaide... KaidensMama1107

Wow that pic is perfect..look @ that look from Jenny lol

nonmember avatar librada t ayala

I think you guys are Beutiful love the way you sing , love you JLo and marc.

Jo41 Jo41

Yikes...please tell me you have a more credible source the Hollywood Gossip Blog and the cover of Us. I need more proof than that.

Julie... Julienikki06

Exactly. If models, movie stars and others like them get cheated on what can the rest of us expect?

Julie... Julienikki06

A rotting corpse! That's exactly it! Lol he is ugly!

nonmember avatar Don4xtc

Of all the deserving men that want a good and sexy wife, this is the one he has to (fcuk) it up! If she were mine, she would be cherrished, everlasting!

nonmember avatar Jt

Jlo got Marc in a sketchy way. I can't remember it all, but I think his ex wife thought jlo and Marc were more than friends while she was still married to him. How you get them is how you lose them!

Janette Chaviano Alonso

Amen Jt....If you hook up with a man while he is with his wife and end up marrying him don't expect him not to do the same to you. Also I'm not saying he's good looking or anything but Jlo doesn't have the best track record either.


Oh and OP Marc is very successful in the Latin community. Just because Jlo was on American idol with all her other failed clothing lines doesn't make her more successful. Proven point she got Pitbull to ft. on a song with her, but Pitbull wanted Marc to ft. on a song with him?!

nonmember avatar AA

OMG someone else who calls Marc Anthony 'Skeletor' - I LOVE YOU!!!

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