Things You Can Tell About a Man By Looking at Him

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man sitting with feet on tableIs your man a lover or a fighter? A cheater or a charmer? According to research from all over the globe, you can tell a lot about a man just by looking at him. Yep, you can actually figure out how long he'll last in bed by the size of his belly, or how compassionate he is based on the shape of his nose. Gathering data from scientists, medical doctors and engineers, The UK's Mirror has compiled this list of characteristics to help you decipher if you're with a quality guy.

I'm not a huge believer in statistics. After all, they make sweeping assumptions while still only sampling a teeny-tiny portion of the population, but I delved deeper and some of these have me wondering ....

  • Hefty men make for longer lovers. Maybe skinny dudes eat less, and are all weak or something, but the real reason seems to be, heavier men have more female hormones, and more female hormones makes it easier for them to go the distance.  This study shows that large lovers last over 5 minutes longer than skinny guys.
  • Wide faced men have bigger cheating hearts. Not only are wide faced men more aggressive, but they are more likely to lie.
  • When it comes to a sign of intelligence, bald men are smarter. Their average IQ is 4 points above their full-head-of-hair counterparts. 
  • Speaking of hair, guys with thick, dark eyebrows are not only friendlier, but they're nicer to their friends. A guy with messy eyebrows is likely a mess in real life, too. 
  • Green eyes may be sexy, and blue eyes most desirable, but brown eyed men make the best family guys. 
  • His nose knows what type of person he is. Long and wide noses are a sign of creativity and passion. Snub nosed men make for more attentive partners. The more turned up the nose, the more adventurous he'll be in bed.
  • But one thing you still can't tell is the size of his junk. No matter how big his feet or the distance between fingers, until you actually see his penis, you won't know the thick, or the thin, of that one. 

After reading these, do you think they match up?


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jonellg jonellg

This is the stupidest thing I have read in a long time. 

rerra... rerratron

Aw, I always think things like this are at least interesting. I could see some of these in my guy.

nonmember avatar Amy

Total BS

hempm... hempmommy87

Yeah...this is stupid lol

nonmember avatar sweetdee

Anything giving insight as to why men are the way they are- kudos! I'm educated, fun, spontaneous, older but not a cougar (not fun-trust me) and for the love of ... There is not much to choose from. Either cheaters, liars, drunks or boring as heck...or bad in the sack. Ughhhhh!

nonmember avatar Tntravelgal

Men with big noses just might send you roses Men with big feet just might be as sweet Too bad we judge anyone on appearances and body features.

kisse... kisses5050

 and blond hair blue eyed people are the superior raceeye rolling

Dream... Dreamfinder

hmmm so the pot bellied bald snub nosed men are the thing huh?  Well he might be all that but if your not attracted to him thats a bummer roflmbo! 

Green... GreenKnitMama

Omg people calm down.  Its supposed to be an entertaining article.  Not FACT...ENTERTAINMENT.

nonmember avatar ankit

this is all stupid and its proof is -the writer is a women so its all absurd!!!!!

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