As the circumcision debate rolls on and on in parenting forums on the Interwebs, there is one realm in which many women seem to absolutely favor the snip: the bedroom. Yes, I am sorry to say that no matter what the parenting forums say, little Johnny is much more likely to have a girl want to go down if the area is clean and cut, especially if she is American.
How do I know this? In the past couple weeks, I have conducted a highly unscientific poll among close to 50 women I know, all of whom have been with circumcised and uncircumcised men. And the results were a bit surprising.
I will admit when it came time to make this decision for my own child, we asked around and got a lot of answers from women who had been traumatized by uncircumcised penises that were, to put it nicely, "unclean."
Now, of course, a woman can ask the dude to shower and take care of that little stank issue, but the truth is: "It's common for the partner(s) of uncircumcised men to notice a distinct odor or taste when coming in close contact with the penis and foreskin," according to Go Ask Alice. It isn't an insurmountable issue for most couples, of course. And once it's inside, most women can't feel a difference. Still, the overwhelming consensus from women seemed to be that it was just less clean and grossed them out.
"It was ugly," one friend who asked to remain anonymous said of her uncircumcised former boyfriend. "It looked like a Shar-Pei puppy," said another. You get the drift.
Now, of course, most parents don't make the decision to snip based on the likelihood of future blow jobs for their baby boy. As circumcision rates decline more and more in the States, it likely will be the "norm" to have sexual encounters with uncut men. Still, the women who have been with both seem to prefer the cleaner look of a cut penis.
Of course, some women said that there were benefits to the uncut male, too. One woman whose husband is uncircumcised and who asked to remain anonymous (natch) said her husband could last a much longer time and he had the sense, from college conversations, that this was due to his intact penis. Several also said that the penis felt no different in the dark. The revulsion was really more of a sensory thing -- taste, smell, and sight -- than it was a sexual thing.
Times are changing and maybe in 30 years, women will look with disgust on a cut head and wonder why on Earth anyone would do such a thing. But that time isn't now and for most of the roughly 50 women I heard from, aesthetically speaking, a cut penis wins every time.
Have you had sex with both? Do you have a preference?
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Comments 115
I cannot believe Im reading an article talking about how women, mothers to boot, prefer mutilated penis' to go down on. Let's all march out and mutilate our sons promptly after birth when they are so dependent on us to nuture and protect them, because some chick might not want to blow him when he's older. I assume it's because it's what we are used to here in the States, but shame on us. I know plenty of guys that would say women smell down there so let's start up a movement for female genital mutilation too!!!!!
And my answer: I prefer my Husband.
But leaving your son intact is a bad move, in my opinion. You don't want him to be healthy down there? Sad, but ok. The end.
Intact is now a slight majority in the US so get used to it and get over it.
How is being uncircumsized unhealthy?
The only time a man who has his foreskin would stink is if he wasn't taught to properly wash and care for his penis.
As for my sex life, that's my business not yours.
MommieAJ, I think the comment that people should be OMGing is yours. It's uneducated, it's trashy and absolutely ridiculous. BEFORE you spew crap, maybe you should research and then talk (if, of course, you can get your foot out of your mouth and your head out of your ass first).
I agree with you.