A long time ago, my college boyfriend and I were heading down to dinner when, much to my surprise, he decided to play hide the sausage in a most unusual place. Right there in the stairwell of his dorm, we had exciting, impromptu, and totally public sex. While it didn't make the list of Trojan's top five exciting places to have sex, according to their recently released U.S. National Sex Census, it's one of the memorable sex events I've never quite forgotten ... along with doing it on a park bench, on a soccer field, in the pouring rain, and giving a blow job in the backseat of a taxicab in NYC.  

So what made number one of this list of exciting places to get it on? 

Let me tell you straight: number one is the car. What? A little boring, don't you think? Sure, steaming up the windows in the back of your Prius can be pleasurable, but, depending on the make and model, car sex can turn out great or goofy. So I got inspired and made a list of 25 (really) exciting places to have sex. Do them at your own risk!

1. A Ferris wheel. Request a private cab and take things slowly while you're on top of the world. Yes, things can get shaky, so don't get carried away. 

2. A nightclub or concert. Pumping and grinding plus low lights and sexy music allow you to make bold moves without making it obvious that you're not just dancing. 

3. The movie theater. A movie theater hand job is fun, but try sitting in the last row and really getting it on.

4. Public transportation. Late at night and you're alone in the subway car with your sweetie. Make it a quickie and have exciting oral sex, or intercourse, before the next stop. 

5. In the backyard. Pitch a tent, but first actually pitch a tent. Move the sex outside after the kids go to sleep and get romantic under the stars.

6. The hood of a car. Sure it's exciting to have sex in a car, but the hood is hotter. Do like those car models do and slip and slide all over your car's hood. 

7. On the kitchen counter. Gives a whole new meaning to eating in. 

8. On a washing machine during spin cycle. Think of it as one big sex toy.

9. In your childhood bedroom. Have your parents take the children out for play time and revisit sexy time amongst your old stuffed animals.   

10. On a boat. As long as you don't get seasick. 

11. In a dressing room. Trust me, he won't complain about shopping anymore. 

12. At the office. Before, or after, work hours, when your co-workers aren't around.

13. Love in an elevator doesn't only refer to a popular Aerosmith song. Going down? 

14. A parking lot. In or out of the car. Your choice. I'd just stay away from those large flood lights if you aren't looking for extra attention. 

15. On a roof, or on a roof deck. The sky's the limit.

16. In a public park, on a hike. Maybe on the top of a mountain, or under a waterfall. Best option for not getting caught is off the beaten path.

17. In an airplane, but not the airplane bathroom. Try getting your jollies on under a blanket on a long overnight flight.

18. In the desert. Extra points if it's at Burning Man.

19. Virtually, on the Internet, whether in Second Life or another universe. 

20. In the stacks at a library. Go for geek sex!

21. In an old high school or college classroom or lecture hall. 

22. Abandoned buildings aren't just for squatters, try finding a way in and out for a new place to try ye olde in and out.

23. On a balcony, because it's hot and sort of private. 

24. On a horse and buggy ride, the kind you find in Central Park.

25. In the bathroom of a bakery or other restaurant.  It may not be the cleanest, but we're talking about getting down and dirty here. 

What are some other exciting places you've had sex?


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