Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten laid? Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.
But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex. Here are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sex -- more blood flow -- but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret that's making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had sex with a happy ending.
The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it's not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this -- just sayin'.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
What's different about you after you've had sex?
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I found it amusing as well. I like fun stuff
what on earth is the purpose of this story? i don't give a flying fig what other people are doing? gross!
i thought the story was flippimg funny. It had me thinking about i do after sex. as for the wet spot thing, thats just nasty clean yourself first..LOL
I am told all the time that I walk like a prostitute- It's how my hips are built, and as much as I try not to "sway" so much, I can't help it. Does that mean I just had sex? No. No it doesn't. LMAO
Well, I'm celibate, by choice and because my religion teaches against sex outside of marriage, Yet, I still have those same effects: the glow, the spring in my step, the bouyant mood. How do I get it? From prayer and attending church and doing hula dance. I've learned over the years there are many ways to gain pleasure in life without getting laid as you so crassly put it. Sometimes one puts their passion into someting else such as in my case my hula dance lessons and practising my faith. There's a thin line between spirituality and sensuality...and so you can't really tell if that glow, that walk, that smile is from spiritual enlightenment or sexual pleasure or just plain regular non-sexual pleasure, nor should one be trying to speculate anyway. Waaay too invasive and nosy...and sounds so 7th grade-ish.