Loud Vibrator Leads Police to Break Down Woman's Door

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police tapeIf it is possible to die of embarrassment, I think a certain 23-year-old woman in Berlin probably needs life support after police broke down the door of her flat, investigating the noise coming from her really loud vibrator.

"You could hear the noise out on the street," one neighbor said. Other neighbors said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill inside.

Good God, what kind of crazy vibrator does this woman have?

Police took a call from the frantic neighbor, reporting the unidentified peace disturbance, and tried repeatedly to contact the young woman who lived in the flat. When they got no response, they decided to break in the door -- only to find a sex toy switched on and vibrating around on the floor.

Thankfully, the woman wasn't home (or, in any way, in contact with the vibrator when police made their way in). Still, she'll probably never be able to show her face now that this news story broke and all her neighbors know and there's a bill waiting for her for one seriously messed up door.

And so begins another missing person's tale ...

Do you have an embarrassing vibrator story? Did the police have to get involved?

 

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butte... butterflymkm

That must have been one hell of a vibrator!

kathy... kathy067j

was it at my house LOL

Jana Campbell

"Die from embarrassment"!? Come on! It's just a vibrator. We are all sexual beings. Maybe it's embarassing for some people reading it but for the woman who embraces her sexuality - I don't think so. If I had a solar powered vibrator I would not be embarassed to charge it on my window sill but that's another story all together!

buzzvibe buzzvibe

Um... "what kind of crazy vibratordoes this woman have?" I'd say a good one.

Nicho... NicholasMama608

I wonder if it's one that spins and has the flashing lights......

Adelia Williams

I was babysitting my 9 and 5 year old nephews when I sent them to the bathroom to run a bath. Well the younger one comes out holding my sil's vibrator and says "Auntie, idk what this is, but it's weird and it vibrates and my bubba was playing with it......I think it belongs to my mom". Needless to say I about died laughing and my sil about died of embarrasment when I told her.

nonmember avatar Jillian

I love this story. I would imagine that it wasn't so much the noise from the vibrator but what it was vibrating against that caused the disturbance. Otherwise, if it was that loud she would have had people visiting to find out what the noise was when she was using it.

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