Being that there's a whole new feature on Facebook built around just answering "Questions," social media developers realize that people really enjoy giving their opinion. And OkCupid knows it, too. In fact, the dating site has made a name for itself as the "quirky" online matchmaker that asks its users to fill out fun little quizzes and random polls. Somewhere along the line, they decided to merge all of that info to bring us 10 Charts About Sex that basically illustrate "comparisons, correlations, and quirky trends."
There's a lot of wild and crazy stuff going on in their report, but I somehow was able to pinpoint and extract the silver lining: Facts that should make you feel totally hot and sexy, whether you're more social networking genius or gym rat.
Are you a cardio queen? If you enjoy your workouts, you won't only be rewarded with a fitter body and more energy, but also ... MORE orgasms! Yup, OkCupid found that women who like working out report twice as many orgasms as women who don't. Damn, guess it's time to get back to doing those hip-hop aerobic classes or trying Zumba after all! I mean if there ever was a really good incentive to getting your cardio on, this is it, right??
Have a guy who eats more veggies than meat? I'll bet you're happy in bed! Not sure I would have ever associated these two things, but apparently, if you're a vegetarian, you're more likely to enjoy giving oral sex! (Time to scrap that steak for tofu for dinner tonight.) I'm not quite sure how that works, but OkCupid seems to think it has something to do with "naughty" vegetarian slang, like "peeling the banana" and "squeezing the melons"? (Don't ask me!)
Admit you're a Twitteraholic? Chances are 2-to-1 that you're getting off more than other people. That's because OkCupid found that people who tweet every day are more likely to masturbate every day. Maybe it has something to do with all of that social stimulation?? Or hmm, forget sexting! Are Twitter fiends participating in some kind of tweet-sex?! That must be it.
Identify as an Atheist or Agnostic? You're the least likely to say you've never masturbated, as in ... ever in your life. Yes, you're pretty enlightened. However, I think the rest of this data got screwed up somehow, because supposedly, Jewish women were found to be the most likely to claim they've never masturbated, and that's just out to lunch. We may have Jewish guilt, but little of it surrounds solo sex, I can tell you that much!
Consider yourself "curvy" vs. "skinny"? Nothin' wrong with having child-bearing hips, right? Well, believe it or not, this self-empowered POV is pretty common among curvy chicas ... after age 29. Curvy women pass skinny ones in self-confidence at that age, and then never look back. They also consistently have the HIGHEST SEX DRIVE among the groups! Score! OkCupid says women who embrace that word are probably down with its strong "sensual overtone." I'll agree to that.
Do you buy OkCupid's sex chart findings?
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