The folks over at Pleated-Jeans put together a fun infographic of somewhat stimulating facts and stats about masturbation. However, we've whacked off their facts about male masturbation (duh, they all do it, all the time, as much as possible; yes, even when you're lying next to them and some have even died going way too far to get off -- those are the facts about male masturbation in a, er, nutshell).
Instead, for a much more stimulating conversation, we've gone ahead and banged out the more compelling and most surprising facts about female masturbation. After all, we tend to get off on our own plenty. So let's talk about it. You know you want to.
5 Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off
Here are the facts about female masturbation, along with our conclusions about them.
1. Fact: 89% of women admit to masturbating. Our Conclusion: The other 11% will only admit to heavy petting.
2. Fact: More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on. Our Conclusion: Intentionally? Oh, I get it -- they're the martyr-y ones who constantly balk, "If I want something done, I have to do it myself!"
3. Fact: 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex. Our Conclusion: Does this coincide with the finding that 40% of men want their women to have liposuction? Well, screw you, @ssholes. Who needs you anyway?
4. Fact: Studies suggest masturbation may be good for you. Cervical infections might be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. Our Conclusion: As if we needed another reason.
5. Fact: Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate. Our Conclusion: What did you expect? Porcupine dildos are pretty hard to come by.
Which of these female masturbation facts do you find most shocking?
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Lol, cats do it...see all those videos of kitties laying on their backs wit htheir legs open, paws down there. Kitty masterbation lol!
love it! lmao! some women just cant ... but i can and do ! huge stress reliever! happy me happy family! lol...
Mustbegrace has been trolling Cafemom for yeeeears. Pay no attention to the woman behind the coffee cup.
None of these shock me. I love to masturbate, its great to go to sleep when my hubby is not around, its great to relieve tension and its just great to cum. The thing about 40 percent of males wanting their wives to have lipo? Yeah ok, well 95% of females want their guys to get lipo, hair plugs and penis enlargements so when they get on that we will go get sucked.
kaemay885 how many times were you dropped on your head as a child? Those are some pretty blanket judgments and assumptions about women you obviously know nothing about. Masturbation is healthy, normal and everyone (even you, you fucking liar) does it. If you dont, you have obviously been shamed and abused into fearing your own body. Guess what, I masturbate regularly, and I also have sex almost every day with my husband. We are both in our 40s and yeah we get it on at least 4 out of seven days a week. P.S. I cum every time. thats right you jealous bitches EVERY TIME. He gets the job done, MULTIPLE times every time we have sex. So to sit there and say we must not have good sex lives is silly and presumptuous. To say that its degrading to your body to love your body, or that we have a sexual addiction is pretty much some stone age ignorant thinking. We the normal women in here, feel really sorry for you honey. You need some serious therapy. And if your guy doesnt want and encourage you to masturbate, hes probably not that good in bed. Boring.