5 Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off

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woman masturbation crotchThe folks over at Pleated-Jeans put together a fun infographic of somewhat stimulating facts and stats about masturbation. However, we've whacked off their facts about male masturbation (duh, they all do it, all the time, as much as possible; yes, even when you're lying next to them and some have even died going way too far to get off -- those are the facts about male masturbation in a, er, nutshell).

Instead, for a much more stimulating conversation, we've gone ahead and banged out the more compelling and most surprising facts about female masturbation. After all, we tend to get off on our own plenty. So let's talk about it. You know you want to.

5 Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off

Here are the facts about female masturbation, along with our conclusions about them.

1. Fact: 89% of women admit to masturbating. Our Conclusion: The other 11% will only admit to heavy petting.

2. Fact: More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on. Our Conclusion: Intentionally? Oh, I get it -- they're the martyr-y ones who constantly balk, "If I want something done, I have to do it myself!"

3. Fact: 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex. Our Conclusion: Does this coincide with the finding that 40% of men want their women to have liposuction? Well, screw you, @ssholes. Who needs you anyway?

4. Fact: Studies suggest masturbation may be good for you. Cervical infections might be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. Our Conclusion: As if we needed another reason.

5. Fact: Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate. Our Conclusion: What did you expect? Porcupine dildos are pretty hard to come by.

Which of these female masturbation facts do you find most shocking?

 

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Carol Morgan

Lol, cats do it...see all those videos of kitties laying on their backs wit htheir legs open, paws down there. Kitty masterbation lol!

RedGrl83 RedGrl83

love it!  lmao!   some women just cant ... but i can and do ! huge stress reliever! happy me happy family! lol...

Bunny... Bunny3187

For the asshole that said, "Nobody wants a fat wife:" We don't want fat husbands, either. And any guy that is such a dick that he thinks his wife/gf needs liposuction needs to fuck off. I'm pretty sure that most of the men who say such things don't look like Vin Diesel. Instead of being a dick and being degrading, he could be supportive and encouraging. He could go on a diet with his SO or go work out with her.

nonmember avatar InvisibleJester

"Fact: Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate."

Well, when your only other option is to let a dude with sharp spines over more than half of his body get you off, the wooden stick is probably the better option.

caito caito

Mustbegrace has been trolling Cafemom for yeeeears. Pay no attention to the woman behind the coffee cup.

Flowing Rivers

Good for you? The article did not mention that the occasional romping of the genitals can weaken the bladder. That is no good.

nonmember avatar Shoe

I keep asking my gf to let me be the driver ocasionally, but she says I need to watch and learn, which is just fine by me!

Chelsea Shively

LOL. You man hating feminists are just as bad as you imply men are. I really like how you started the article with men are dogs because they masturbate all the time and then followed with: "After all, we tend to get off on our own plenty" about woman. LMFAO. Pathetic.

Jennifer B Kinghorn

None of these shock me. I love to masturbate, its great to go to sleep when my hubby is not around, its great to relieve tension and its just great to cum. The thing about 40 percent of males wanting their wives to have lipo? Yeah ok, well 95% of females want their guys to get lipo, hair plugs and penis enlargements so when they get on that we will go get sucked. 

Jennifer B Kinghorn

kaemay885 how many times were you dropped on your head as a child? Those are some pretty blanket judgments and assumptions about women you obviously know nothing about. Masturbation is healthy, normal and everyone (even you, you fucking liar) does it. If you dont, you have obviously been shamed and abused into fearing your own body. Guess what, I masturbate regularly, and I also have sex almost every day with my husband. We are both in our 40s and yeah we get it on at least 4 out of seven days a week. P.S. I cum every time. thats right you jealous bitches EVERY TIME. He gets the job done, MULTIPLE times every time we have sex. So to sit there and say we must not have good sex lives is silly and presumptuous. To say that its degrading to your body to love your body, or that we have a sexual addiction is pretty much some stone age ignorant thinking. We the normal women in here, feel really sorry for you honey. You need some serious therapy. And if your guy doesnt want and encourage you to masturbate, hes probably not that good in bed. Boring. 

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