5 Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off


woman masturbation crotchThe folks over at Pleated-Jeans put together a fun infographic of somewhat stimulating facts and stats about masturbation. However, we've whacked off their facts about male masturbation (duh, they all do it, all the time, as much as possible; yes, even when you're lying next to them and some have even died going way too far to get off -- those are the facts about male masturbation in a, er, nutshell).

Instead, for a much more stimulating conversation, we've gone ahead and banged out the more compelling and most surprising facts about female masturbation. After all, we tend to get off on our own plenty. So let's talk about it. You know you want to.

5 Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off

Here are the facts about female masturbation, along with our conclusions about them.

1. Fact: 89% of women admit to masturbating. Our Conclusion: The other 11% will only admit to heavy petting.

2. Fact: More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on. Our Conclusion: Intentionally? Oh, I get it -- they're the martyr-y ones who constantly balk, "If I want something done, I have to do it myself!"

3. Fact: 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex. Our Conclusion: Does this coincide with the finding that 40% of men want their women to have liposuction? Well, screw you, @ssholes. Who needs you anyway?

4. Fact: Studies suggest masturbation may be good for you. Cervical infections might be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. Our Conclusion: As if we needed another reason.

5. Fact: Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate. Our Conclusion: What did you expect? Porcupine dildos are pretty hard to come by.

Which of these female masturbation facts do you find most shocking?


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nonmember avatar Annie

Yay for breaking a common taboo! I'm not shocked by any of these, except maybe that "40% of men want their partner to get a liposuction" WHAT??

butte... butterflymkm

Lol @ your comment about the porcupine.

Mommy... MommyKKay

Not surprising...still laughing about the last one though hahaha

mustb... mustbeGRACE

And we need this info because....................................................................


Ashley Castillo

Because its interesting. And I know this gets said a lot, but why did you click on the link if you didn't want to know?

Imagine the looks of horror of that first scientist who realized what the porcupine was doing. Or laughter. I would've laughed.

Simpl... Simply_Janeen

Let me guess mustbeGRACE, you're one of those Christian types who thinks masturbation is dirty. All that does is make it harder for women to learn what gives them pleasure which can help with sex she has with her husband. When my husband and I were seperated for some time due to him working in South Korea, Iearned what pleased me and that later on helped our sex to be more enjoyable. That's not a bad thing unless you're one of those types who feel that women shouldn't feel pleasure during sex as some religions have felt in the past. Thankfully, those days are pretty much over (unless you live in a country that still allows female genital mutilation but that's another discussion).

babonwy babonwy

The title of the post said what it was about.....

Don't want to know then DO NOT CLICK ON THIS TYPE OF POST!!!!!

How Hard is that really?

nonmember avatar Lisa

@Simply_Janine -

I think you should recant your "Christian" comment. I consider myself a Christian, and I have no problem with masturbation, gay people, other races, other religions, other cultures - but I do have a problem with people who automatically point to Christians as too conservative. So she clicked on the link and didn't like it. OH! She MUST be a Christian!!!! No other faith in the world, personality types, mentality level, or otherwise apply here! Grow up and get an education.

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