Bomb Squad Called In to Defuse Vibrator

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vibratorCall in the troops, we've got a vibrator on our hands!

Oh, you ladies, when will you ever learn not to send your sex toys via regular mail? The number one rule of vibrators is always FedEx your vibrators. Preferably next-day.

A post office in Russia had a good scare recently when a worker came across a suspicious package that was "ticking" (something I'd imagine is high on the list of "things you don't want to encounter" when you're a postal worker). The building was quickly evacuated and anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called in.

Much to their (and some lucky lady's) delight, everyone was able to have a good laugh when they realized that the "ticking" was nothing more than a "turned on" vibrator. Case closed.

Just another day at the office, huh guys? I, for one, am just glad everyone's alright. Or should I say o-right?

How hilarious is this?

 

Image via T.O.Y - EroticIcons/Flickr

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nonmember avatar HQB

I think you mean "defuse".

nonmember avatar blueberries

funny you assume the vibrator was for a woman.... ;)

Texas... TexasWife

hahahaahahaha

amber... amberpaiz

what i wanna know is why the vibrator has a cape????

Jenni... JenniferDawyn

My vibrators have never come with batteries.

Knitt... KnittinMama

LMAO I also wondered about the cape.

keith... keiths.mommy

Maybe the cape makes it Super vibrator like the cape makes Superman you know :-).

mommi... mommilita

 Omg! who ever it was for man or women, it sure came in boxed and caped and ready to go! LMAO!!! Now this is so funny, you go girl or man. Lol.

Steve Raiken

Guess those batteries are shot.

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