There won't just be one royal wedding in 2011 -- there will be two. The Daily Star reports that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning a California ceremony for this summer. I'm not taking the news that well, either.
First of all, who knows if this is actually true. There have been so many rumors circulating around these two that I'm dizzy just thinking about it. The latest one I heard was that they were breaking up because K-Stew was jealous of Robert's foxy co-stars like Reese Witherspoon and Keira Knightley. Guess not?
But if this rumor turns out to be factual, and they are in fact getting married, watch out Napa Valley, we Twihards are about to storm your hills.
The pair has reportedly consulted a wedding planner and want a hippie vibe for their Napa nuptials. Nothing too fancy, something earthy and simple. Boring! These two are so rich ... they shouldn't be shy to drop some cash on this shindig. Well, I guess they'll have to pay a pretty penny for security so that you and I can't storm the altar.
Say that they are getting married. How stupid is that? They're only 14 years old! They have their whole lives ahead of them. I would like R-Pattz and K-Stew to sit down with a bevy of Hollywood stars who thought they were going to be together forever, then got divorced. For example, Jen and Brad, Scar Jo and Ryan Reynolds, and Ryan and Reese.
Let's hear what they have to say about being a public couple, then going through a public divorce. It's got to be as much fun as eating the broken glass you threw at your partner during one of those epic domestic blow-outs.
Do you think R-Pattz and K-Stew are really getting married this summer?
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