6 Couture Condoms You Have to See to Believe


proper attire condomsCondom companies try, they really do. They try to make it interesting, they try to make it less like you’re just strapping a baggie on. There are flavors (well, sort of -- have you ever tried those? Ew!). They fancy it up with ribbing, bumps, and even ticklers. Colors, glow in the dark -- every trick in the book. But condoms are still so boring. So ... functional. Snooze.

So thank god for the new trend in condomology: There are couture condoms -- yes, couture! -- silly ones, celebrity condoms, and even decorative rubbers.

Check out the following couture condoms that will bring a little excitement to your sex life.

First up is a line endorsed by Lady Gaga: Proper Attire condoms (above). She's worked with designer Jeremy Scott in the past and is an outspoken advocate for safe sex. These condoms don't do anything fancy, but they sure are pretty.

You get an extra bonus when you buy the Kung Fu Sutra condoms. Instead of just a rubber, you also get an instructional (sort of) illustration of Chinese Kung Fu characters in various positions. Warning: some of these look like they might actually Kung Fu you to death, Bruce Lee style.

kung fu sutra

Oh, Julian Assange, you are now famous in ways that you never even dreamed of. Okay, so these Dickileaks condoms are pretty raunchy, but you have to laugh at the play on WikiLeaks, at least in a 6th grade snicker kind of way.

dickileaks condom

These are my favorites! Rumor has it that Chanel also has a line of condoms. The best thing about these Marc Jacobs condoms, though, is the price tag -- they are just $1.50 each. That's barely more than the cost of a condom at Planned Parenthood. Marc is obviously actually interested in keeping people safe.

marc jacobs condom

KISS Condoms for the eternal rocker in your life? I have to be honest, these kind of squick me out. Gene Simmons' tongue is bad enough in real life -- how can we be expected to deal with it on our condoms!

kiss condoms

Oh, that's right! You can now commemorate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton with none other than a condom! I can't think of anything hotter than pulling out an official portrait of these two right as you're about to get it on, can you?

royal wedding condoms

Which couture condoms are your favorite?


Images (top to bottom) via Condomania, OOO Boutique, Condomania, Proper Attire, Crown Jewels Condoms

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nonmember avatar Renee

The Marc Jacobs ones :D

qrex912 qrex912

Yep, I like the Marc Jacobs ones, and I loved that they are so affordable. Clearly, he has an actual interest in keeping people safe.

Meg Moore

i want kung fu and proper attire

beach... beachmamaof2

OMG if I were Kate Middelton I'd be so embarassed!  Don't they have to give permission for their images to be used over in the UK?

Kendr... Kendrewana

Charlie Sheen should have some. He could call them "WINNING Sex".

nonmember avatar Rowan Inkwell

The KISS condom is sick! I want to try it though. My GF would freak out! LOL

Manda Scheffert

ROFLMAO...  I'm sorry but Kung Fu followed by Gene Simmons ... 

So... did Lady Gaga name one of her brand Pok-er Face  (o.O)  LOL

Grace Noyes

O M G I am laughing so hard right now, I had to forward this to my mom because her favorite band in the world is KISS so I just hadd to show her the KISS condoms.... this is too funny... would so kill the mood for me but it's hilarious to look at  

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