Hugh Hefner Finally Explains All Those Bimbos

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hugh hefnerPshaw! You think? Finally at age 84, Hugh Hefner seems to have decided that he spent most of his adult life overcompensating for discovering his sexuality relatively late in life. If he’s overcompensating, what does that say about all the women out there who don’t start masturbating until they are 18, or don’t lose their virginity until they are 22, the way Hef did?

Should we all make sure that we’re masturbating at 13 and having sex by 16 just to avoid becoming bajillionaires who wallow in their money, who indulge in every little whim?

No, of course not. But we should be overcompensating the way he does.

Hef’s not only overcompensating -- he’s also been making up for lost time. Basically, he’s spent his entire life on the rebound. He’s been acting out the way any member of the Jersey Shore would after a hook-up gone wrong.

Ask almost anyone who lost their virginity late. They will without a doubt tell you that part of the reason was a lack of confidence. They didn’t feel comfortable enough in their own skin to take the risk of going all the way.

But after that dam breaks, it’s a whole other story. Once the wall is down, it’s off to the races. There is lots and lots and lots of sex going on. And with each successive time, you get more confident, feel more sexual. So you do it more. You make up for all the time you lost while delaying your first time. Like Hef, you do some crazy things in the name of experimentation. Threesomes, parties, kinky stuff. You totally overcompensate for waiting so long.

Is there anything wrong with that? No way! There’s nothing wrong with waiting and there’s nothing wrong with going overboard. Waiting until you are older only means that you are more able to handle the consequences of what you are doing. Waiting until you are older means the experimentation is way more fun. All your teenage inhibitions go right out the window.

So go ahead and overcompensate -- just don’t expect it to get you a mansion.

What do you think about Hef's overcompensation? Should we follow his lead?

 

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DomsM... DomsMama07

No. I think that is all a bunch of crap! Just admit your a man, you love woman and sex ALOT. Dont make exscuses for it!

celes... celestegood

Uh, he waited until very late to start having sex?  He was 22, not fifty.  Geesh.  What a lame excuse.  Why not just say he loves sex and women.  IJ'm with domsmomma07. 

nonmember avatar dave

Wow, are you out of touch with men. Gasp! A man with lots of money, fame and access to beautiful women had lots of sex? Shocking! Ladies, any guy would live like Hef if possible.

Angela Riddle

want to know what I really think about Hugh Hefner. I think that his legacy and his company is what he is married to. I think that he is only settling down now with the 23 yr old becuz she will have plenty of child bearing yrs when he is gone and it is lonely wearing diapers. thats when you think "oh shit" (pun -intended) "I better fill in my calendar for the next few yrs while I can still run game. You know, before I forget where I'm at every 5 min."

nonmember avatar pen

"Ask almost anyone who lost their virginity late. They will without a doubt tell you that part of the reason was a lack of confidence. They didn’t feel comfortable enough in their own skin to take the risk of going all the way."

...Or because they DID feel comfortable enough to not HAVE to take that risk -- they were perfectly happy the way they were. Or because they wanted the first time to be with someone special and not "because everyone else is doing it." Or because sex isn't the be-all end-all of human existence.

I'm sure that SOME people would answer the way you suggest, but I doubt that "almost all" would -- particularly since "almost none" of the people I know who lost their virginity late would answer this way. I seriously doubt your claim that is some kind of direct correlation between sexual activity and self-confidence.

Ruth Evinger

Wow, are you kidding? promiscuius sex is ok? massive quantities of sex with random multiple people is ok? and how many people who do this kind of crap wind up with AIDS or STDs or HPV and cancer?? good message to send.... I hope you encourage your 13 or 14 year old kids that it's all ok.... and I hope you have the strength to pick up the pieces of the train wrecks that will be lives later on!

nonmember avatar Pig Benis

its different for men and women.

women can lose virginity easily and get all the casual sex they want, even if they are just regular looking and are not charming or confident.

men have to be 'something' to get sex. if youre a regular looking guy who is a bit shy, you might have trouble losing virginity and attracting women for hookups. sexual frustration becomes the fate.

so yes, once such men are able to break into the scene, they want to compensate. its totally understandable

nonmember avatar steven boyd

I am amazed at the way people abuse their god given gift of procreation.A healthy sexual relationship between a man and women who are leaglly married is ordained of God.Promiscuity on the part of unmarried men or women, can and often does result in infidelity when eventually they marry.The strong natural feelings for sex were built into us by our creator, for the purpose of continuing the human race.And also creates a very close bond between the couples.I am not suggesting intercourse only when we want children,but as often as a couple chooses.When these feelings are treated lightly, the results can be devastating.Those who involve themselves in this lured practice dehumanize themselves.The concequences are distructive.For many it leads to pornography,sadism,masochism. STDS and even murder (snuff videos).Those who paticipate by purchasing this poisen are merely enriching the mobsters who control this business of self distruction. Think about it!

Dirty... DirtyHippieFeet

Steven, one's past does not dictate their future. I don't worry about how many women my husband had before me; we're married, and we're faithful, and that's the way that it will stay.

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