Granny Porn Has Me All Excited


grandmotherSheila Vogel-Coupe, also known as Grand Dame Cecilia Bird, wasn’t always an escort. Or a porn star. But now, suddenly, she’s both, thanks to a starring role in a little film called the Great British Granny Gang Bang. Just let that sink in a moment.

There’s actually quite a large market for elder porn, but money isn’t the reason Sheila got into the game. She had a career. She had a marriage -- two, in fact. She had a very happy life until her second husband passed away and she was suddenly all alone, and very lonely. So she turned to escorting for a little male company. Of course the money she made didn’t hurt. That work led to the porn industry. And that money doesn’t hurt either.

But ... is it seemly for a grandmother to be boning dudes on film? Isn’t that a little bit gross?

Forget seemly! Forget proper! And especially forget gross!

It’s freaking awesome that she’s found such a liberating second career. She said herself that she always enjoyed male company (read: sex). Why should that change now that she’s 83? Our bodies may change, but we never lose the need for human contact. And thanks to people like her, it’s nice to know we might never lose the desire for sex.

Wrinkles, age spots, saggy breasts, and gray hair are something most of us look on with disgust. Nobody wants to see their body shrivel like a prune. And we definitely don’t like to think of having sex with a body like that. But why not? They did it in Cocoon! Why not real life?

Here is a woman who refuses to be cowed by all of our misconceptions about sex and age. Instead of relegating herself to a life of orthopedic shoes and shawls, she’s pulling on the stripper heels and lingerie. Instead of living a life without male companionship, she’s created a life where her companionship is in constant demand.

I just hope that I’m half as sexy as her when I’m 83. 

How would you feel if your sweet little grandma turned out to be a porn star?


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nonmember avatar Ash

I'd have to kill myself.

spaan... spaangel13

I certainly don't agree with the granny being 'liberated'....she's just another woman who is cheap and has no morals that's all.  Being 83 and still having sex with ONE person in a monogomous relationship is one thing, having sex with multiple partners (no matter how old you are) especially for money or companionship is another.  This was just awful to read and I'm honestly embarrassed that this day in age that some women actually believe and think that this kind of behavior is 'liberating'.  I can only imagine how one must think of themselves after living this kind of most likely brings on feelings of shame and disrespect. 

Addys... Addys_Mom

Hmm im not sure how i feel about this. its strange to say the least...

hotic... hoticedcoffee

I'm not impressed with people who have sex for money, regardless of their age. 

Krissy21 Krissy21

I don't think she was trying to impress anyone...

hotic... hoticedcoffee

She's doing porn---- impressing people is the point.

Traci Miller

I don't see a problem with this, no matter your age, if it is something you chose for yourself. Since it seems to me that she choose this for herself and she enjoys it, then more power to her. :)

JenW777 JenW777

This is going to sound bad----but I've seen it. 

It is hilarious!

JenW777 JenW777

There's a part where she farts and says ,"Oh dear, I tooted. Carry on."

momli... momlisa23

OMG Spaangel! Get the stick out of your butt! I could see if she was 18 and doing it, but she's had a good full life. So what if she wants fun or companionship. If this is how she chooses to live the rest of her years, good for her! I hope I'm still getting some when I'm 50 let alone 83!

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