Prefer the Super Bowl to Sex? You Must Have Bad Sex!

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There is not much I would not rather do than watch football. Truly, I would rather wash dishes, fold laundry, do push-ups (not the girl kind) or eat fried scorpions than turn on that game for more than 10 minutes.

It is just not my style.

Turns out, I am in the minority. Like way in the minority. In fact, a recent Zoosk.com survey reveals that 73 percent of single women would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex. Come again?

I demand a recount! Those numbers seem off to me by about 70 percent. Either some people out there are having really bad sex or there are more people who like football than I think. I am going with the former.

Look, I hate football. I am open about this fact. I think it is a terrible, boring sport that turns American men into drooling rage-filled meat heads. But regardless of that, I really, really like sex.

OK, let's take this to my level. Say the survey asked this: Do you prefer shopping for two hours at Free People and Anthropologie or sex? Even then, I would say sex. Well, first I might ask: Are my kids on this shopping spree with me? If not, it would be a hard choice. But I am still going with sex.

There is almost nothing I would rather be doing than having sex. So who are these people who would rather watch a game on television than be intimate with someone they like, lust after or love? 

Like I said, bad sex. It is the only answer. Because anyone who was having good sex would know that sex is better than just about anything else in the world. I mean, come on now. It is just ridiculous, really. Even the guys know better. Only 50 percent of them prefer football to sex!

Or, as my friend said, "How about both simultaneously? Throw in food as well, and I imagine you'll find some male takers."

Can't argue with that logic.

What would you prefer, Super Bowl or sex?


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DebaLa DebaLa

Hey, it's like a big annual catered porn party, only no one's nekkid. Usually.


I don't like tv sports either, btw. ; )

nonmember avatar Taube

I'd rather have bad sex than watch football!

Miori... MioriLane

Me, three.  Sex beats out any sport ever played.  In fact, it should BE a sport... imagine the categories! 


I don't believe for a minute that that survey is accurate.

nonmember avatar KW

That percentage seems seriously suspect! I asked my husband who is 1) A dude who loves sex and 2) A dude who loves football more than average. He said maybe, MAYBE if his team were playing, it would be something to consider. Otherwise, he's choosing sex every time.

...He also suggested that maybe this survey was taken in Green Bay, WI?

nonmember avatar Carolina

Haha. They crack me up!



I told the guys at work id rather sleep than watch the super bowl. Let's just say their response wasn't so friendly. LOL.



Anyway, I'd rather have pregnant sex than watch football;] Mmm Mmm.

Beaz Beaz

I prefer the after the steelers win the superbowl sex.

Adriel Dunysha Quick

^^^ theres the woman who would watch football over sex

lizzi... lizzie_ann

I think it has to do with the timing. The Super Bowl only happens once a year at a specific time. Someone can have sex pretty much whenever they want. They can even have sex right before and right after the game if they want. As long as that survey didn't specify that it was you would be missing out on your only chance to have sex in 2011 I think it's pretty accurate.

nonmember avatar atpcliff

Hi!
We live in Green Bay. I (male) would prefer to have sex.
ONLY if the Vikings were playing, I would want to do both.

My CEO was waffling on the idea one day during a Packer game. I told her let's do it doggy-style, so we can have sex and both watch the game. It worked out very well, and we both had a great time!

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