Lauren Conrad is engaged! Yeah, I'm pretty psyched. I don't care if it's just a rumor, in my mind, Lauren is already planning a fabulous Laguna Beach wedding fit with tens of thousands of flowers, a dress that is to die for, and a guest list overflowing with all the MTV royalty I love.
Perez Hilton tells us she's engaged to long-term boyfriend, Kyle Howard.
Kyle who?! Why haven't I heard of this guy? I may be too old to watch or care as deeply as I do about The Hills, but I don't think I'm having a senior moment -- I've never heard of this guy, right? I know Stephen, Brody, and Jason, but no Kyle.
Where has he been all my life?
Hiding from the reality show lights and boom mics, apparently.
Lauren should be shouting from the rooftops because she has landed herself a catch and a half. Anyone handsome, employed, and smart enough to stay away from reality shows has my vote!
What? They're waiting to announce their engagement until Lauren's new MTV reality series starts airing?! Noooo!! Why, Kyle and Lauren, why?
Fine. I'll watch. But I won't be happy about it.
What do you think of Lauren's engagement?
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