In one of the funniest things I've seen all week, Tracy Morgan, on live TV, said some a pretty bawdy thing about former Alaskan governor, Sarah Palin.
During a pre-game interview for Inside the NBA, commentator Kenny Smith asked Morgan to settle an argument that Smith and co-host, Charles Barkley, have all the time. Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?
Not missing a beat, Tracy responded:
Now let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all that? Great masturbation material.
Some people are upset (no surprise there), but I think it's hilarious. And it got me thinking, who's in my ... shall we say, memory bank?
This is strictly, strictly physical ladies. Political affiliations and past discretions did not figure into the decision making. Here are the hot politicians on my list, feel free to borrow! In no particular order:
John Edwards. A tan on a boyish face works for me every time.
Mr. Obama. So smiley! What great energy.
Mitt Romney. Mmmhmm. Sucker for a man from Massachusetts.
Rahm Emanuel. One please!
John F. Kennedy. Obviously.
John Thune. Don't mind if I do.
Gavin Newsom. Hi handsome!
Who's on your political "to-do" list?