Kat Von D, I think you need to rethink your plans to marry Jesse James, even as you're telling the world that two of you will make it official next month.
After your engagement was announced yesterday, and publicized on The Stir and many other web sites, the comments have been universally negative. Many of them are telling you not to marry Jesse because he's just going to cheat on you like he did with his first three wives. Others are saying that the two of you are perfect for each other -- but not in a good way.
And now, both Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the woman Jesse cheated with while married to Sandra Bullock, and his second ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, are questioning your judgement.
And those two would know Jesse intimately, wouldn't they?
McGee is calling you out, asking you, "What in the world are you thinking?" She goes on to say, "If he did it to me, if he did it to Sandra, he's gonna do it to you, too -- once a cheater always a cheater."
Kat, I don't really know what happened between McGee and your fiance but I wouldn't rush in to anything. I mean really, what's the hurry? It's not like you're pregnant or anything. Right?
And you also have to pay attention to the comments made by Lindemulder because she's telling the same story that McGee is. She calls Jesse a "pure narcissist" and goes on to say, "...he needs to have some woman on his arm that will have people talking about him and keeping him in the spotlight -- that is what he sees in Kat Von D."
Or you could just choose to ignore everybody and go with your heart. Because in many ways, the two of you are perfect for each other. And I'm not saying that just because you both like ink.
Then again, here are a few of the reasons why maybe the two of you should get married:
- Your ex-spouses have alleged that you both cheated while in your previous marriages. Two cheaters happily engaged in holy matrimony. It might work if you have an open marriage and then it won’t be called cheating.
- Watching the two of you age will be like watching a science experiment. I’ve always wondered what happens to tattoos as people get older. This will be a perfect case study.
- The jokes on Twitter about the two of you and Ed Hardy are good for some laughs. So far, my favorite one comes from @PaulyPeligroso: "I bet when Jesse James & Kat Von D have sex, it just looks like a bed with Ed Hardy sheets."
How long do you think their relationship will last?
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