Maybe you're a bit skittish because Eva Longoria and Sandra Bullock are just two of the most recently super-gorgeous, amazingly talented ladies who have been cheated on. Or maybe you've been burned in the past.
Either way, do you have trust issues in your relationship? Do you want to ensure that your hubby won't stray, no matter where he is -- whether he's hitting up Vegas or Atlantic City with the guys to reenact The Hangover or just commuting to work? Or would you simply like to prevent him from getting off so frequently to Internet porn?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, well, then the perfect solution might just be the Chastity Belt for Men. This device -- which is actually not a gag gift, being that it costs $150 -- is meant to literally secure your guy's junk in penis-shaped medical grade polycarbonate plastic.
Regardless of the glowing testimonials on the website ("The CB-6000 is so comfortable that I sleep and go to work with it on!") and despite the fact that a man can supposedly still urinate while wearing it thanks to a "convenient" hole at the tip, it looks like this device would not only be excruciating to wear, but the trigger for a nasty infection.
Must be a joke, you say?
Think again ... the manufacturer -- which actually presented the Chastity Belt for Men at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas recently -- promises that the Belt is anything but. In fact, the website calls it "A Married Woman's Guide to a Happier Relationship," claiming that the Chastity Belt could actually serve to make over a stale marriage: "He will worship the ground you walk on. Men love power, and knowing you have exchanged this power will bring him to his knees."
That said, I guess I see what it's really for -- S&M-ish sex play! If power tripping gets you off, you might find it hot to hold the key to his plastic box of treasure. But otherwise ... what the hell? If you have so many trust or control issues that you actually need to physically LOCK UP your guy's manhood -- I'm just going out on a limb here, but -- that $150 might serve you better if it were spent on therapy.
What are your thoughts on the Chastity Belt for Men?
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