When you think of American women, what do you think of? If you said an incredibly diverse group of people with varying interests, shades of hair, skin colors, religions, and creeds, then you're right. But one guy feels otherwise and has dedicated an entire blog to bashing us American women, claiming we are all the same.
What kind of loser writes an entire blog dedicated to boycotting American women? This guy. And it's making quite a stir. In it, he discusses his own hatred of American women (as though there is any one common thread between such a diverse group of people), but he also receives emails and letters from other men who also hate American women.
The alternative name for this blog may have been "bitter, ugly guy who can't get laid writes a blog," but let's pretend for a moment that he is the kind of guy any of us would want to date (unlikely) and review his thoughts on us:
American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
Does anyone else get a 35-year-old virgin vibe from this guy? He clearly lives in his mom's basement and plays video games all day. His job at the grocery store is unfulfilling so he plays scratch tickets a lot, but his skin condition prevents him from getting a job anywhere else.
Also, he smells.
Luckily, he has friends. Like Henry:
i've never met any women other than american women, but i will say they (American women) are a huge pain in the ass and i couldn't imagine women from any other country being any worse than american women.
Anyway, you dumb American women can bitch and whine all you want. The facts are that over 50 percent of American women are single. The facts speak for themselves- NO ONE WANTS YOU!
Now, Henry is a real catch. He can't spell American (in the headline, he spells it "Ameican"), plus he's never left the country. Oh, baby. I sure do love a guy who has no interest in traveling and whose world view is limited to his parents' kitchen. What's hotter than that? If only he liked American women! Then I might stand a chance!
Or how about James? Here is what he had to say:
Marrying an American woman is the dumbest thing a man could ever do. Save your money and marry an asian woman or a eastern European woman. You won't be disappointed.
So, here is what we know about James: Mail order brides are his friends. Plus, HE knows the super secret "dumbest thing a man could do." That makes him like super, super smart. Darn, ladies. Aren't we sad we won't be getting this catch?
Here's another gem from Sam:
American women have confused being strong and independent with what they want (selfishness), what they want to hear (arrogance). Ever disagree with an American woman, they can't take it and they tell you it's negative or being critical or opinionated, even if you show them proof they are wrong.
What Sam reveals here is that he isn't intelligent enough to want a smart woman who can debate. I know plenty of men like that and believe me Sam, there are many, many American women out there who will happily not think and mindlessly cook and clean for you. Or maybe you would be better off marrying one of those $5,000 rubber dolls? Something tells me that is the closest thing Sam will ever get to a woman, American or otherwise.
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