Men Who Love Body Hair on Women: Weirdos or What?

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man's hairy armDear Dating Mom:

I am dating a guy who loves a hairy woman. He likes hair on legs, underarms, and the vagina. My problem is that I am the total opposite. I have been removing hair on my body since the age of 12 and I really don't think that I will feel sexy looking like King Kong.
 
Confused Kuntry Girl

Dear Confused Kuntry Girl:

Okay, I have to ask, what is this guy’s number and does he like 45-year-old women with short legs and a deep hatred for those who refuse to use their turn signals? 

Seriously, do you have any idea the time you’d save going out with a guy like this? Never mind the money and the continual blows to your self esteem. 

Think about it.

I remember when a waxing lady of mine held up a strip of paper covered in my pubic hair and as loud as she could, yelled out, “You look like monkey girl!”

It took me weeks to convince myself that in fact I was still sexy and not just on the inside, never mind the injuries I sustained as I tried to climb out the bathroom window because I refused to walk back out to the main area where the front door to the place had been situated by some asinine building designer who clearly never had anyone ever publicly refer to them as “monkey girl.”

Which brings me to the time I went to have my moustache removed. This would be the moustache I didn’t even know I had until another waxing lady informed me of such and recommended I have it taken off immediately. Typical me, I just presumed she’d say anything to make an extra buck until I called a very dear friend of mine, later that day, to tell her what had happened, only to be told that in fact I did have a moustache. What I did NOT have was a friend brave enough to tell me and who subsequently let me walk around for years thinking I looked like a real woman and not Fidel Castro.

As a result, instead of waxing, my sister recommended I have the thing “threaded off." Have you heard of this form of medieval torture? Actually, I kid. I could tell it would be fun when the woman next to me stopped crying long enough to pay the girl, only to then continue to sob and swear that from that point on she was going to stick with her mustache, and if her husband didn’t like it, he could suck it.

Then there is the three-inch scar that runs down the front of my left shin, which I got when I tried to shave with one of those disposable razors. Suffice it to say, I did a lot more jigsaw puzzles and a lot less dating for quite some time after that one.

Do you see what I'm saying here? Put down the razor and, as it says in that very famous Christmas song, "Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow."

Are you a single mom with a question about dating/sex/love? Or do you just want to try to trip Jessica up? Leave her a question in comments or you can write to her directly at bernzee@mac.com.

 

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nonmember avatar Rachel

Oh dear god. DO NOT let it grow for a man. He likes hairy pits?? My advice: look for a new guy!

Jill Smokler

Ewwww. Just, ewww.

popta... poptart0325

My husband likes my vagina hairy. I have no problems with it, I just keep it trimmed. Which is fine with me because my skin is so sensitive down there. Waxing and shaving irritates down there so bad. And I don't think red bumps are sexy! I do shave my armpits and legs, though my husband doesn't mind if they're stubbly! I say to each their own. If you're comfortable hairy then go for it!

Colle... ColleenF30

Any man who will just let you be you is a good thing!

Crystal Letchford Hutchinson

ok, for me personally i do the minimum amount of shaving on various body parts. underarms & lower legs i do somewhat religiously. my girly parts get a nice trim (sorry, nobody's going near there w/wax - YOUCH!). but if my guy told me he wanted me to go all animal i'd have to re-evaluate our relationship.

morga... morgansmommy06

LOL... That is all I have to say.  My husband doesn't mind if I skip a week or two shaving.  I sleep in pants anyways.  But if he was to tell me that I NEVER had to shave again, I would have to ask him is he trying to "come out of the closet,"  or "do I look EUROPEAN?!"  LOL...  I shave (not wax, don't know if I could withstand the pain) my private area, legs, and pits.  All I can say is either break up with the guy, or just go hairy.

Sara Monkie

It's an easy answer, do what you want to do, and if this guy is worth anything he will go with it. If you want to be hairy, go for it, if you want to be as smooth as a baby's rear, go for it. Do what you want and don't change for any man, woman, dog, or bird. :)

Evilf... Evilfelly07

Hey whatever floats your boat, but i wont be getting hairy for any man. 

messa... messamissy

I usually let a few weeks of not shaving go by, it's winter, who cares!!!???  Besides my fiance is in Illinois for now and I am over 700 mi away. How would he know?!?!?!

MamaK88 MamaK88

This year I decided to take part in "No Shave November"...and haven't shaved pits or legs (or anything else) since.  My husband hasn't said anything about it yet.  ('Course t'is the season for long sleeves and long pants.)  Nor has he held me down and shaved me himself like he's threatened to do when I asked him if he'd mind if I "went all Hippychick"! 

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