2nd Day of Orgasm: Smile-Inducing Lipstick

Jennifer Cullen

Lipstick mouthHave you ever been alone in your house, sitting at your computer, minding your own business, when bam, out of nowhere, you get horny?

Problem is there’s not a lot of time to do anything about it before the kids get home from school or that conference call is scheduled to start. BUT, if you don’t have a quick orgasm lickety split, you won’t be able to clear your mind and get back to work.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Luckily, just in time for the 12 Days of Orgasm, I've found the perfect antidote: Penthouse Mode’s Lickety Split Lipstick Vibe ($24).

Lickety Split VibeI was gifted a lipstick vibrator a few (or more) years ago, and it was really my first foray into the wide world of sex toys. I was blown away. Maybe vibrated away is more accurate.

As good as that first vibe was, it had some design flaws though. Not waterproof, made of cold metal, slippery when, well, you get the picture. The Lickety Split vibrator is similar to my old lipstick vibe in name only. 

The first difference I noticed? The softness of the material on the outside of the Lickety Split vibe. I would never have considered using my old one with the top on, but the contours on the cap of this one make you want to use it that way. Smart design. You really get almost two vibes in one.

Other exciting features:

  • The on-off button is located at the base of the vibe so it's easy to reach.
  • The vibration is definitely strong enough for a quickie. Plus, it can be used in couple's fun.
  • It’s waterproof.
  • Phthalate-free. I know that's a good thing but how do you pronounce that word anyway?
  • We've all heard the recent TSA horror stories, but the lipstick disguise should help get your vibe through security without any embarrassing searches. Once in the air, you can create your own Mile High Club for one.

One thing to note: The AAA battery is not included so make sure you’ve stocked up on them whether the vibe is for you or a friend. Nothing is more frustrating than being ready to use it and having to go searching for your power source, especially if it’s snowing out and the drive to the local convenience store is treacherous.

Keep up with our 12 Days of Orgasm list. It's a tough job, but someone (me) is doing it for you anyway.

Think a lipstick vibe would make you smile?


Images (top to bottom): TaniaSaiz/Flickr; Topco Sales

Disclosure: I received a free Lickety Split Lipstick Vibe sample to review.

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