Football season is huge where I come from. If you're a man, you're in front of the screen or at the college stadium every chance you get. So it's no surprise to me that GreenlightCard.com found out some really annoying statistics about football season and its negative effect on a couple's love life.
Football widows, prepare to nod your head in agreement.
According to the survey, now that football season is underway:
33% of men polled have put their dating/love life on hold
35% say their love life is affected by team allegiances
25% say their love life is centered around tailgating parties
Really? What kind of no-action-getting loser puts his love life on hold for football? You know it lasts quite awhile there, big guy? And there just might be someone hanging out in the real world ready to take your lady away for the winter.
Additionally, if you want to get your football fan's attention, here's what some of them suggest:
When it comes to getting a man’s attention during football season:
63% of men say it’s the girl in the slinky tank top
35% say it’s the girl wearing his favorite team jersey
So after you put me on hold or decide I'm not worthy because I'm rooting for Pittsburgh, you want me to don a slinky tank top or your team's jersey?
Eat it football fans.
Ladies, may I suggest baseball fans? The game is slow enough for other activities in between innings.
Are you with a football fan? Is it as horrible as this?
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