Have you heard the latest in Miley Cyrus parent gossip? Well, apparently Tish has been having an affair with Rock of Love's Bret Michaels. I know. Ewwwwww.
A "source" claims Billy has been suspicious for a long time about the duo, and he should have been, given the fact that --
Tish is just Michaels' type: "skinny, big boobs, and blonde hair."
So there aren't a million other girls in the greater Los Angeles area fitting that description that aren't married to Billy Ray?
If the claims are true that Tish got close to Bret while he was recording with Miley (another ewwww), then I simply have to question Trish Cyrus's taste level. After all she married Billy Ray right smack in the middle of his "Achy Breaky Heart" stage -- not after he cleaned up and started looking like Keith Urban. Perhaps Billy Ray just got too classy for Tish.
Regardless, it's difficult to say who is more embarrassing, Billy Ray Cyrus in the early 1990s, or Bret Michaels circa now.
Billy Ray Cyrus & The Mullet.
Bret Michaels and his bandanna-hiding baldness.
Billy Ray wore a cut-up sweatshirt and blue jeans to his wedding.
Bret Michaels makes women jump through hoops, and they still think they want to marry him.
Billy Ray Cyrus' lyrics: "But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don't think it'd understand."
Bret Michaels' reality TV show that makes Survivor look like an Oscar-worthy documentary.
Either way, Tish sure knows how to pick 'em!
Who do you think is more embarrassing, Bret or Billy Ray?