The current trend on Twitter is #SevenWordsAfterSex, which of course results in a tweeting rampage of seven-word sentences to say (or not say!) after a romp in the sack.
Some will make you laugh, some cringe, and a few might even make you blush. Here are our favorite seven things to say after sex (according to Twitter)
What not to say:
Kartoon101 Your mom was better at it yesterday.
cookie_lover87 "I get more satisfaction from sneezing, honey"
racenerd We do need to paint the ceiling
schmmuck Hope the camera battery didn't die off
DontHitMyDM_WM takeout the garbage on your way out
Lord_Voldemort7 Leave before I unleash my other snake.
davensjournal Could have sworn I put this on (in regards to a condom)
gemjays was it supposed to bend like that?
NameFieldEmpty The alien seed has now been planted
MzYanniB now i remember why we broke up
jarfogg Please tell me that was a toy
OsaGz: I just had a sex change yesterday
What you should say:
MsTiffanyBrown Kiss me so I can taste myself
the_bluesdriver i am never tired.......are you tired?
iBinyamin this time let's go double or nothing
Billy_Dash woah, when did you learn that one
Which is your favorite? Can you think of #sevenwordsaftersex?
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