Anna Chapman, that sexy Russian spy that still probably haunts your husband's dreams, is back to seduce us. She recently posed for Russia's Maxim magazine in an outfit that didn't leave much to mystery, and revealed her professional (being that she's become a professional sex symbol) observations on men. In her sexy native language, she told Maxim:
Most men are divided in three categories: primitive, those that only want sex; smarter, those that want to be loved; and [the] last group -- those that not only want to be loved, they also need that this love will be the biggest and most amazing feeling in your life. Those are the most difficult, but that is my favorite category.
So, according to Anna, men are either man whores, looking for love, or needing love. Well, that's not even close to right for us regular people. I may not be a professional sexy spy, but I am a single girl, and I know that there are a lot of men out there that fall between these three very strange categories. Just because a guy isn't necessarily looking for love doesn't mean he's a man whore. But I guess if you're Anna Chapman, it's easy to make men fall in love with you, a game even. Now the real test is to become the love of their life (even if they're not yours).
It's no surprise that the spy's favorite category is a challenge, though some might say she's already conquered half the men around the world. Of course, ultimately, we all want to be the biggest love for the man we end up with, but I suppose we don't all have the sexy spy qualities to accomplish that for every single date we go on. Oh Anna, raising that bar of expectations. We simply cannot compete with your fantasy-turned-reality image.
So we're stuck with the "primitive" man whores, and men who, heaven forbid, are simply looking for love -- any love (though don't bank on being their "best" love, Anna's already stolen that title).
What do you think of the Russian spy's three categories of men? Think she's looking for love or just playing games?
Image via MaximOnline.ru