Cigar Guy: 5 Things About My Love Life

April Peveteaux

cigar guyHe may not have a name, but the Cigar Guy watching Tiger Woods peg a cameraman with a golf ball is the Internet's most famous dude right now. Memes have been created, songs written, half-hearted attempts to discover his identity have been made.

Well I'm here to fill you in on the mysteries of Cigar Guy.

Here are five things about his love life:

1. Sometimes a cigar, is not a cigar.

2. Ladies, do you yearn for a Rob Schneider/Zach Galifianakis mash-up? Come to Poppa!

3. My favorite way to pick up chicks is by standing behind Tiger Woods and looking astonished. I think it's working.

4. See? You didn't even notice that hunky guy standing behind me, did you?

5. I dress to impress. Color coordination is very important when you're blending your blue with your blue.


Image via MithrandirAgain/Flickr

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