He may not have a name, but the Cigar Guy watching Tiger Woods peg a cameraman with a golf ball is the Internet's most famous dude right now. Memes have been created, songs written, half-hearted attempts to discover his identity have been made.
Well I'm here to fill you in on the mysteries of Cigar Guy.
Here are five things about his love life:
1. Sometimes a cigar, is not a cigar.
2. Ladies, do you yearn for a Rob Schneider/Zach Galifianakis mash-up? Come to Poppa!
3. My favorite way to pick up chicks is by standing behind Tiger Woods and looking astonished. I think it's working.
4. See? You didn't even notice that hunky guy standing behind me, did you?
5. I dress to impress. Color coordination is very important when you're blending your blue with your blue.
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