35 Strange Turn-Ons (If You're Normal)

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Sometimes our sexual fantasies alarm and disturb us, but they shouldn't. Just because you have a fantasy of being tied up doesn't mean you condone violence against women.

An article in this month's Self magazine discusses sexual fantasies and the secret meaning behind them, but sometimes there is no meaning. There is just lust. And that's OK, too.

All of us have something that turns us on that's a little unique, a little edgy, and a little different.

I asked around and put together a long list from both men and women about the odd things that do it for them. I cut out anything that was too depraved or illegal, but made sure to include a variety of tamer ones and more explicit ones. Here is a list of 35 Strange (Legal) Turn-Ons:

  1. A man with a deep, strong voice.
  2. Chewing gum.
  3. A guy who's good with kids. Or my cat. 
  4. A guy shaving, there's just something so masculine about it.
  5. When a guy fixes something in my apartment for me
  6. When I'm wearing his boxers or one of his button-down shirts.
  7. When I yell at the TV during sports games.
  8. A woman who can drive stick.
  9. A woman who drinks black coffee.
  10. Getting a tongue in the ear.
  11. Getting armpits licked.
  12. Being called "daddy."
  13. Hair pulling.
  14. Tight white t-shirt, and nothing else but a smile ...
  15. Big nose on a man. Not pointy, but with a rounded tip. Like, a disproportionately large nose.
  16. Painted toenails.
  17. Crooked toes.
  18. Hairy toes.
  19. Hairy armpits.
  20. Unwaxed genitals.
  21. Anger.
  22. Uniforms.
  23. Confidence/cockiness.
  24. Ball-gags.
  25. Anything involving scat.
  26. Those oxygen deprivation suits. 
  27. Sweat and lots of it.
  28. The no-deodorant smell.
  29. Hospitals.
  30. Barns.
  31. Pee.
  32. Extreme food play (custard/pudding/mashed bananas) known as "sploshing."
  33. Dressing up like animals.
  34. Bikinis in the snow.
  35. A small woman drinking a big beer.

See, now you don't feel so weird! Seriously, in the world of sex, there are many, many things that many, many people like. If you like it, there is almost always someone else who does as well. The trick is to not judge one another.

And of course, there are many I left off the list, too. Feel free to add (if you dare)!

What did I leave off?

 

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nonmember avatar nonmember

NO, I don't feel weird however your list includes several items that would convey a creepiness about you, Worsham.. Hmmmm.. One would be curious if your spouse knows of this list..

CafeS... CafeSasha

My husband reads everything I write and I certainly did not say these were MY turn-ons.

nonmember avatar Jamie

I Love when my husband licks me from the small of my back all the up to my neck.
Angeleyes

nonmember avatar Rob P.

25.Anything involving scat. ?!?

That is definitely in the weird fetish category. It's not something a normal person should do, not to mention the potential health effects.

nonmember avatar Sophie

1. A man with a deep, strong voice.
2. Chewing gum.
3. A guy who's good with kids. Or my cat.
4. A guy shaving, there's just something so masculine about it.
5. When a guy fixes something in my apartment for me
6. When I'm wearing his boxers or one of his button-down shirts.
7. When I yell at the TV during sports games.
8. A woman who can drive stick.
9. A woman who drinks black coffee.
10. Getting a tongue in the ear.
11. Getting armpits licked.
12. Being called "daddy."
13. Hair pulling.
14. Tight white t-shirt, and nothing else but a smile ...

16. Painted toenails.
17. Crooked toes.

19. Hairy armpits.
20. Unwaxed genitals.
21. Anger.
22. Uniforms.
23. Confidence/cockiness.
24. Ball-gags.

26. Those oxygen deprivation suits.
27. Sweat and lots of it.
28. The no-deodorant smell.
29. Hospitals.
30. Barns.
31. Pee.
32. Extreme food play (custard/pudding/mashed bananas) known as "sploshing."
33. Dressing up like animals.
34. Bikinis in the snow.
35. A small woman drinking a big beer.

All of these are mundane and uber common. I bet the person who wrote this thinks a finger in the ass, hot wax, handcuffs, and a strap on is in the kinky category. zzzzzzzzz *sleep* BORING. Most people are not as nasty as they think they are. If only people were more open about their sexuality they would learn how many other people think just like them.

nonmember avatar gary

interesting list! what about wet clothes and sex in water or mud?

Dance... Dance_mom72

I've heard a lot of these before they may seem strange but they aren't uncommon. When it said strange I was thinking turn ons like number 25 was it? Were it said anything involving scat...

nonmember avatar Hope

Your mom turns me on.

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