Season 11 (perpetual) Bachelor Brad Womack will come back to ABC for the second time to try to find love in Season 15. Because it went too well the first time.
Let's all recall that Womack was the man who broke both Deanna's and Jenni's hearts on national television. Let's also recall that Womack is 37. If he hasn't found love already in his hometown of Austin, Texas, and he wasn't able to find it on television, then it probably won't work this time, either.
Is ABC like a desperate older woman who will believe anything a man tells her or are they specifically capitalizing on Womack's special brand of toxicity? Any woman who has dated long enough has met at least one Perpetual Bachelor (PB).
He may seem all sweet and marriageable, but walking down the aisle with him is about as likely as a calorie-less chimichanga that actually tastes good.
Here are a few signs that the man you are with is a PB:
If you find yourself with a PB, run, do not walk. There is almost nothing more toxic for women.
Have you ever known a PB?
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I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program