Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Birth Control Method Is Not Working

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elisabeth hasselbeck birth controlElisabeth Hasselbeck, The View co-host and mom to three, wants to share with you her latest method of birth control. No, it's not abstinence-only education. It's her big ol' t-shirt.

The conservative baby mama says if she just puts on one of her husband's football jerseys or a maternity tee, it keeps her man at bay.

So, I guess it's abstinence. Abstinence by t-shirt.

Perhaps Hasselbeck should stick to more scientific methods, since she has three children, the youngest of which just recently turned 1. Which is exactly why I'm not taking her advice on birth control.

You know that t-shirts can come off, right Elisabeth?

Here are some other wacky methods that, by Hasselbeck's logic, will also keep you out of the delivery room:

Face mask

We've all seen the movies when a woman has on a mud mask and men are so incredibly frightened of her -- because she's not beautiful every second of the day. Ahhhhh! You CAN'T hit that. It's hideous!

Feigning Sleep

Rolling over and snoring loudly will surely give your man the hint that you're not copulating tonight. What a healthy solution to actually saying what's on your mind!

Doing It While Standing Up

Because something you learned in middle school is surely sound information.

What type of unconventional birth control do you practice? Does it work?


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poshkat poshkat

What the hell is wrong with this woman? she obviously thinks shes living in 1955. i dont use anything crazy, just the copper IUD. if i dont want to have sex, i tell my husband like a grown up, not to night honey. no ugly t-shirt is going to keep him away. shes a nutcase

LoriA... LoriAnn87

What??? There is something wrong with her can't she just say to her husband no not tonight.

sara_... sara_bellum

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (without being able to see her and hear her, as one should before they jump to conclusions) and say it's quite possible she was like, joking... you know... like funny, haha? To me what's funny is people getting so bent over someone just being silly. Get a sense of humor. Life's much too short.

Miss-... Miss-Baby-Baker

I don't think she literally means it as birthcontrol. I didn't see the show, but to me it sounds like she was just joking. Obviously she doesn't always wear an ugly shirt so she probably has a better method of BC.

Jessica Lynn Agruso

she is wealthy she can afford babies and my guess is she wants them

blue_... blue_glass_mama

Ever since my last child--after sex I jump out of bed and hop(get it? jump up and down---lol) to the bathroom and quickly use the bathroom. That is my form of BC and it works because I have not gotten pregnant since. (I got my tubes tied)---LOL. Elisabeth Hasselbecks comments sound like they are made by a "simple" minded person, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.

nonmember avatar brenchel

She might be kidding around, but she does not believe in traditional BC methods (pill, iud,condoms) because of religious reasons.

So in fact she does use some of her whacky methods...she'll be preggers my the end of the year, no doubt.

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